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Call Me Ishmael-san: “Japanese Whale Hunt” [Porn Of The Moment]

Posted in ponante, asian, bbw, AB, straight, porn of the moment, dirty harry, Niche alert on July 17th, 2008

Look: we are not apologists. We know that the accepted term for larger-than-size-zero (and by “zero” we don’t mean the Empire of the Sun’s preferred aircraft in WWII) women is “BBW,” “zaftig,” or “mountalicious,” not “whale.” But we are witnessing the dawn of a niche and of course there’s some kinks that need to be worked out. For now, just sit back and enjoy it.

Specialty company Third World Media trawls the globe in search of footage that can’t be seen in these waters.

You know how it’s a conversation starter to suggest porn titles or porn niches (at least here in the seminary)? I can honestly say I have never thought about plus-sized Asian women. Yet it seems so right.

To remind us that people are the same wherever you go, our final subject appears to be straddling the Japanese Dirty Harry.

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Pornic Voices: Harmony And Dirty Harry In Tough Love 14″ [What Is Reality?]

Posted in ponante, hardcore, couples, AB, photoplay, straight, pornic voices, dirty harry, Harmony, what is reality? on July 2nd, 2008

“My wife hates hookers,” laments Dirty Harry, Porn’s Everyman, to the neo-Crumb Girl Harmony. “Especially ones who smoke.”

Harry has just been informed by a workman that his repairs will not be ready in time for his wife to return, so Harry needs to take out his fear and frustration on Harmony.

“I paid for you,” he says as Harmony gets uppity. “I can do whatever I want!

Harmony knows that Harry’s wife will beat him soundly when she sees the house is not finished, and the power shifts between Harry and Harmony are characteristic of Greek tragedies, as Harry alternates between sobbing and violence.

At the end of their scene, Harry shrieks, “I paid for you to be my wife!” and crumples to the floor in tears. We know Harmony will come back, and we wonder if Harry is secretly happy the contractors were so lazy. Maybe he even sabotaged the work.

We wonder: do we sometimes need to make the tears come in order to feel the relief only the shedding of tears can provide?

So let this be a lesson to you: whenever you get a hooker, make sure he or she is the kind with a heart of gold.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Pornic Voices: Harmony And Dirty Harry In “Tough Love 14″ [What Is Reality?]

Posted in ponante, hardcore, couples, AB, photoplay, straight, pornic voices, dirty harry, Harmony, what is reality? on July 2nd, 2008

“My wife hates hookers,” laments Dirty Harry, Porn’s Everyman, to the neo-Crumb Girl Harmony. “Especially ones who smoke.”

Harry has just been informed by a workman that his repairs will not be ready in time for his wife to return, so Harry needs to take out his fear and frustration on Harmony.

“I paid for you,” he says as Harmony gets uppity. “I can do whatever I want!

Harmony knows that Harry’s wife will beat him soundly when she sees the house is not finished, and the power shifts between Harry and Harmony are characteristic of Greek tragedies, as Harry alternates between sobbing and violence.

At the end of their scene, Harry shrieks, “I paid for you to be my wife!” and crumples to the floor in tears. We know Harmony will come back, and we wonder if Harry is secretly happy the contractors were so lazy. Maybe he even sabotaged the work.

We wonder: do we sometimes need to make the tears come in order to feel the relief only the shedding of tears can provide?

So let this be a lesson to you: whenever you get a hooker, make sure he or she is the kind with a heart of gold.

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)

· Buy “Tough Love 14″ (jerkoffzone.com)


Original post by Gram Ponante

Lorelei Lee In “The Whore Within Me” [DVD Review]

Posted in pornstars, ponante, top, hardcore, dvd, review, AB, straight, lorelei lee, Madison Young, adrianna nicole, DVD Review, Feature, bobbi starr, dirty harry, reflections on April 15th, 2008

We watch a lot of porn movies here, and when one shows up called “The Whore Within Me” we know it will belong to the Deadly Earnest School of Pornography. And that’s O.K., just as long as the consumer is not compelled to slit his/her wrist prior to unvelcro-ing his/her hospital gown.

We are happy to say that this movie appeals to our own inner whore, even if we’re concerned about the anecdote Lorelei Lee tells. Full review after the jump.

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Bobbi Starr is a schoolteacher with a secret in director Visual Blurr’s Very Important Porn Movie, The Whore Within Me. From the moment we hear Starr’s voiceover, about how all her life she did the right thing and if anyone could ever guess what goes on in her mind, we know that the digital crackling of the film, “Ringu”-esque buzzings and jumps, and the sepia filter will combine to give us one hell of a porn think piece.

“Would they believe their schoolteacher likes getting punished for the bad things she’s done?” she asks. “God, I’m such a whore.”

And yes, I guess she is. With freshly-painted face, Starr goes to a warehouse to be spanked and violated by Christian, who treats her most harshly. Conversely, could he have ever dreamt she was a schoolteacher??

The movie unfolds with several scenes of women telling the camera, the director, or themselves how and why they are promiscuous (with examples), and to the extent that we believe them they are more or less compelling. Shot over the span of a year by Blurr, The Whore Within Me seems to be a labor of love that now and then loses its focus. This does not mean that it is not immediately better than many porn movies; it just breaks some of the rules it sets up for itself, and that is a little distracting.

Meanwhile, Leighlani Red, a Natasha Lyonne-looking student in Starr’s class, wonders how she can possibly write an essay about a life-changing event when she, herself, is a whore?

“Do I write about getting banged by the dumpsters?” she asks. Not if the essay is about “David Copperfield,” but if the dumpster-banging really changed you, well, sure.

The sex scenes mean something, and they are masterfully shot by Blurr, who in the credits admits he was once studio New Sensations’ warehouse guy. But Blurr throws a lot extra at what are already very good sex scenes; it does seem like they would be just as effective if they weren’t so affected with editing tricks.

Lorelei Lee’s scene is wonderful. In her Why I Am a Whore segment, she describes sucking off a friend when she was interrupted by a Very Special Guest, and how she chose to deal with it. Whether or not the story is true, it’s an intriguing story, and we want to see what Lee does next.

“Nobody understands why we do the things we do,” says Lee. “I like it when people treat me like a slutty piece of meat.”

Blurr shoots his performers warts and all. Each is pale and easily bruised; there is no one in the movie a viewer would accuse of phoning in her scene.

Adrianna Nicole’s suburban housewife deadpan is very credible, even though she is far from the suburban housewife ideal in real life. That is why she is an Actor.

“How do you tell your husband of eight years that you’re a whore?” asks Nicole, cashing in on her double-team fantasy. “I guess that’s why I’m telling you.”

Finally, Madison Young plays the Ultimate Whore, crusing the streets of the northeast San Fernando Valley looking for the Aged to fuck her in the ass. She finds Dirty Harry.

“My body is a tool,” reports Young. “And I love guys using it to get off. Sex is all I think about. It’s an addiction.”

While “The Whore Within Me” is not a feel-good porn movie, it is also not so earnest with itself that a viewer could forget why he or she is there. It paints a picture of these performers, who identify themselves by name, as along for the ride on their uncontrollable urges. because of the narrative setup, the viewer is asked to believe the story, and some performers have a better story than others.

One thing is certain: you expect Sasha Grey to show up in every scene, whispering “Yes, but I’m also a whore.”

- Review by Gram Ponante

The Whore Within Me
Studio: Digital Sin
Director: Visual Blurr
Cast: Bobbi Starr, Lorelei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, Madison Young, Leighlani Red, Steve Holmes, Dirty Harry, Alex Gonz, Christian, Jon Jon

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Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Dirty Harry in “Mandinka Parties” [Porn Of The Moment]

Posted in ponante, hardcore, dvd, AB, straight, cuckold, Holly Wellin, porn of the moment, uncomfortable porn stereotypes, dirty harry on April 14th, 2008

“The Big Lebowski”’s Jackie Treehorn lamented the death of “feelings” in the advent of porn’s video age, but Dirty Harry can always be counted on to provide a scene with its emotional heart. Here he watches himself be cuckolded by his wife, Holly Wellin, and three strapping fellows of races that happen to be different from hers but have nothing to do with the theme of the movie. “Everybody in the neighborhood’s doing it,” he says, but ultimately regrets his decision. Be careful what you wish for, Dirty Harry.

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Original post by Gram Ponante