Newseater - Adult Edition

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their “Dirty Thirty” ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won’t be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed.

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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

Original post by Violet Blue

We know Christmas is still a ways away, and we know that someone else asked Santa for it first … but how could we resist putting this megaboobed Japanese tentacle sex action figurine ensemble (sorry, we mean “love play unit” on our wish list too? We guess we could ask for it for our birthday instead. But ‘Bots like us don’t have birthdays. (frequentlyfelt.blogspot.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

This gallery of a Japanese cosplay babe playing with a Japanese cosplay doll that looks just like her is freaking is us out a little bit. Like what if there was a tiny little doll-sized version of you and someone was playing with it right now? That’d be far out, man. (Kotaku)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Moviegoers had a nice chuckle (we assume) at last fall’s indie buzz flick, “Lars and Real Girl,” about a lonely dude whose best gal just happens to be a highly inanimate object. But the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction, because there are a lot of real-life men who find their real-life companionship with their life-size Cyberskin dream girls. This BBC documentary from last year introduces you to a few of these man-doll relationships and maybe gives you a little insight into how they come to pass. Plus, you don’t have to look at Ryan Gosling’s mustache during it. The whole 47-minute film is after the jump.

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· Guys And Dolls (video.google.com, via sexisthenewblog.com via sex-and-blogs.com)

Previously: “A Perfect Fake” on YouTube, “Lars And The Real Girl”, Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

A Wisconsin man is accused of breaking into a sex shop and stealing their blowup dolls (while the leaving the cash register untouched.) Sadly, his alibi was full of holes. (madison.com; thumb via sexblo.gs)

Original post by FLESHBOT