Newseater - Adult Edition

Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous it was that lawyers were collecting $1.3 million for suing a videogame company over sex scenes that they didn’t even make while the people who they were supposedly “protecting” only got $30,000? Well, at least one judge agrees with us: the “Hot Coffee” settlement has been rejected by the courts, because it turns out that no one was actually offended by the sex in “Grand Theft Auto.” And here we were thinking we were the only ones. (Kotaku)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Fans of alt model Apnea may find themselves surprised by her site’s recent redesign, which has the whole site looking a bit more, well, porny. Could the change be due to her recent break up with photographer Philip Warner (aka Lithium Picnic)? Could her newfound friendship with Supercult’s Chase Lisbon have anything to do with it? Does the site still have pictures of hot naked girls? Since the answer to the last question seems to be yes, we’re not going to worry about any of the rest of it. (apneatic.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

While Australia continues to reel over the sight of one national icon’s nipples, some Italians are up in arms about Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s staff’s decision to cover one up. And people think we make a big deal over bare boobs around here? (reuters.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

So, remember that item we posted about Zeb Atlas’ first second onscreen coupling with a dude (Matthew Rush being said dude) never seeing the light of day—even though half of it had already been filmed? Turns out we got all bent out of shape over nothing, ’cause Falcon is now hawking it on its website! You can only download the blowjob scene for now, but Falcon takes pains to note that the full vid will be available in September. Will the final version feature Zeb packing Matthew’s fudge? Will there be another viral campaign of hysteria? We’re betting “yes” on both counts. (falconstudios.com, via GayPornBlog; see also video preview @ queermenow.net)

Original post by sturtle

So did twink porn idol and perennial drama magnet Brent Corrigan really retire from the adult industry earlier this week via a suitably lugubrious blog post or was it all just the “most obvious April Fool’s Day joke ever”? Actually, we believe that Most Obvious Joke title has already been taken, but we’re sure there are at least a few inquiring minds out there who want to know for sure. (brentcorriganinc.com + jasoncurious.com)

Original post by Fleshbot