Newseater - Adult Edition

While some believe taking ecstasy and going to rave parties is an awesome way to get laid, science has proven otherwise.

Science has proven what your mothers have been telling you all along: Drugs Are Bad. Researchers at the University of Bari, in Italy, completed a study showing that MDMA impaired rats’ ability to copulate, though loud music stimulated the rats to get it on. Despite the stimulating effect of the bumping techno, the deleterious effect that the drug had on the rats’ boners made them less sexually efficient than if they had, say, stayed home and watched tv and done it on the couch.

Here is where we come to the moral of the story. The bass from those big speakers might feel really fucking good, but if you plan on banging some nubile glowstick-toting chick in neon, you’d best leave the happy pills out of the equation.

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Image courtesy of spookycash. (spookycash.com)

Original post by auryn

newVideoPlayer(”/unholy_matrimony_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 423,”");What happens when you mix S-E-X with LSD? Whatever it is, you probably won’t remember it after you come down, but this movie sure makes it sounds like F-U-N. Well, except for the blackmail. Always with the blackmail. Can’t anyone have a drug-fueled suburban orgy without some tough guy in a cowboy hat shaking you down for a few thousand dollars? No wonder everyone has to take so much LSD before they get freaky.

· “Unholy Matrimony” (1966) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Some people want over-the-counter “sexual aids” taken off store shelves, because somehow having Horny Goat Weed available at the Pick N’ Save turns everyone into whores. How come no one ever does anything about the dastardly influence of beef jerky sticks? (caller.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for you when you did that whole “Celebrity Rehab” thing, and we were really looking forward to seeing the new sexy and sober you in action. But then someone sent us a link to these pics from your birthday bash in Vegas last weekend, and … well, let’s just say we sort of missed the old, messy, party animal Mary Carey too. Either way, those new boobs of yours look fabulous. Don’t ever change, k? (vanityspy.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

So what have you been up to lately? Our Best of Sex Advice roundup took the a couple of months off to visit some kind of swinger’s resort in the Caribbean and is now being mysteriously quiet about the details. We’ve been saving up lots of questions in the meantime, however, and now it’s finally ready to answer some of them. As usual, they generally revolve around the one pressing theme that seems to be a mainstay of sex advice columnists everywhere: “How do I get hot people to do filthy things to me?” Of course if anyone ever truly answers that question, we’ll all be out of a job. But until that day arrives, we’ll take whatever advice we can get.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I’m on a kick-ass coed Ultimate Frisbee team. We are all hot, drink tequila together, go naked hot-tubbing, and reward great plays with lap dances. And each of us is at least 10 percent gay. I want to take the team to the logical next level: an orgy. I brought up the subject at the last team meeting, but everyone thought it was a joke. Can you suggest a way to get a whole team to be GGG?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

My wife recorded me using my new dildo on myself last night. Being on the receiving end, I know how great it felt. When we watched it , I was shocked that I took it, like I did. Maybe things look bigger on video, but I couldn’t even believe that it was me that was taking a dildo in my ass like that.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

My boyfriend discovered that if he uses a small amount of Cocaine and a bit of water with a .5 cc syringe that he can numb his penis, therefore lasting a great deal longer before ejaculating. When he does reach orgasm he says its the strongest he’s ever had and feels like he has way more ejaculate to unload than normal which he says feels great. Is this safe for him to do?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I’m an early-50s man who has recently gotten into urethral play. When I was a kid, I remember putting a small stick in there a few times, and that it felt good, but then one day it got all irritated…Assuming I am going to stick something in my urethra again (and I’m pretty sure I will—I am getting hard just thinking about it now), what’s the best way to go about experimenting safely?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

Why is it that when I kiss my lady’s nipple, all of a sudden I get garlic breath?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

Whenever i matstubate and cum, it never really gets out it really a very small amount of cum and also it drips out of my penis… Im straight and sometimes jerk off with my friends together and they all shoot and also shoot alot… ?? Is there something wrong?

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· Ask Rachel and Claire (babeland.com)

How do I know when I have had a orgasm?

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· All Sex Advice (allsexadvice.com)

One of my girls bi friends told her some time ago that the best head she ever got was from another girl, and that no guy could ever do it as well. Something about how only a girl knows exactly what another girl wants. That’s not true, is it? At least not ALWAYS true? If a guy and a girl both used the same techniques, they would both be great, right?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

Original post by Dashiell Bennett