Newseater - Adult Edition

Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it’s still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That’s how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren’t going to learn anything fun today!

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Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Germans are apparently complaining that they can’t go on vacation to Turkey without the Russians coming down and spoiling everything with their “whores and vodka”. Um, aren’t whores and vodka pretty much the reason you would go on vacation to begin with? (thelocal.de; thumb and vodka gallery via assexyasitgets.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Since so much virtual ink has been spilled lately over the whole gay-for-pay phenomenon and debating whether certain “straight” guys are really as straight as they claim to be, it’s nice to know that some folks out there have a more enlightened approach to the topic (and are just as obsessed with it as we are): the charmingly titled Heteroflexible boyblog describes its mission as “Erasing the line between straight and gay” and its archive is a treasure trove of frat dudes, guys next door, and even a few thug types experiencing some serious male bonding. Jock fans will appreciate all those locker room grope shots and drunken humping action — especially when it gets taken to another level on the wrestling mat or in a hot tub. So is it true that even the most heterosexualist of guys is just a little bit gay on the inside? Ask some of them the morning after that crazy keg party and see what they have to say …

· Heteroflexible (heteroflexuality.blogspot.com)

Original post by Rod McCollum

Bartenders like Kat Cross are the reason we stopped drinking. We spend so much money on tips, there isn’t any left for booze! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

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Usually when people flip through the Victoria’s Secret catalog, they don’t need any extra incentive to stay, um … interested. But if Brazilian supermodels in tiny lingerie just don’t hold your attention, internet model Brooke Marks (who knows a thing or two about filling out a bra herself) has helpfully put together a handy and fun drinking game to help you, Alessandra Ambrosio and the rest of the gang get through the day. We only see one flaw: Catalog shopping is usually a, um … “solo” activity and drinking alone is the first sign that you might have a problem. On the other hand, if we could somehow get Brooke to invite us over to play, all our problems would be solved.

· Brooke Marks Official Site (brookemarks.com, via sexypix.thumblogger.com)
· See also: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Videos (egotastic.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT