Newseater - Adult Edition

Hey, Inked_Dude: have you ever had one of those weeks? You know, where everything’s been kinda crazy and unfocused and then your air conditioner goes on the fritz and your boss is all like, “What did you do to the air conditioner, Sipowitz?”, and you’re like, “I didn’t touch it!”, and he’s like, “I’ve got my eye on you!”, and then coffee spills in your lap and you’re wearing khakis, of all things—like a fifth-grader—so you’ve gotta walk around for hours looking like a monkey shat on your lap? No? Well, let us tell you: it’s no picnic. It’s times like this, we need some quick and dirty, low-down raunchy fun—and you seem like just the dude to give it to us. So let’s step into the bathroom and jack the pain away, shall we?

• “Inked_Dude: jerk off in the bathroom” (Xtube, via dudetubeonline.com)

Original post by sturtle

Five things we considered sending Matt at DudeTube this week to celebrate his moving the site to its own domain:

1. A summer sausage gift basket from The Swiss Colony.
2. An art piece composed of used Kleenexes and dirty socks to commemorate all the good times we’ve had perusing his site over the last year or so.
3. The mint copy of “Action Comics #1″ we’ve been using as a spare mouse pad since college and really should get off our desk (especially since we don’t use mouse pads any more).
4. A date with Mark Murano.
5. A ficus and some fun throw pillows to break up all that black.

Drop by and wish him all the best in his new digs, k?

· DudeTube Online (dudetubeonline.com)

Original post by Fleshbot