A man in Florida who was denied sex by his girlfriend responded the way any reasonable person would—he grabbed a gun … and shot himself in the arm. Love Being horny makes you do the craziest things, huh? (thesmokinggun.com; babes with guns via)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Sure, most high school teachers like to kick back during quiet study time and watch a little bondage porn on their classroom computer. Most of them are just smart enough to unhook the video projector before they do. At least someone is learning a lesson. (newsnet5.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
We’d be just as excited as everyone else is today to see naked photos of a member of the Swedish women’s Olympic crossbow team, except … not only is she not an Olympian, crossbow isn’t even an Olympic event. Still … see you in 2012, Naked Girl! (nsfwpoa.com + lessclothes.com + thecelebritydatabase.com + on205th.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Some Congresspersons displaying a not very firm grasp of technology are pushing for an alternative internet that is completely free—and also devoid of porn. You might as well ask for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is also free of peanut butter, because what would be the point? (xbiz.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
One drop of “Liquid Virgin” and you’ll pucker up tighter than, well … a virgin. We like to think our readers are smart enough not to put anything like this near any of their holes, but just in case, uh … don’t. (discreet-romance.com, via random-good-stuff.com, via yesbutnobutyes.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett