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Maybe we are biased toward the older-seeming (we are, collectively, 22), but in addition to the unsettling lisping and lollipop-toting of young Gabriella Romano, she chose as her debut the oddly-titled “Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter,” which begs the question: Where was Mom?

Join us after the gap for some pictures as well as some amazing dialogue delivered straight to the camera. - GP

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When Daddy’s not home i like to do dirty naughty things. Things you can’t imagine. My Daddy thinks I’m a virgin. I’m not. - Gabriella Romano

If your dad thinks you’re a virgin, then he deserves everything you’re doing to him.

We don’t know too much about Ms. Romano at this early date, but her speaking voice is exactly that of AVN Best New Starlet Naomi. Might they be sisters? (We don’t think so.)

Romano’s first scene is characterized by very little eye contact with her scene partner, the movie’s director Jean-Claude Batiste. Admittedly there is no missionary position involved so eye-to-eye contact is difficult. Still, the constant asides to the audience would leave me feeling inadequate, if I were Batiste.

Just like a tootsie roll, but I got the cream filling. - Gabriella Romano

Tootsie Rolls don’t have cream filling! That’s a Ding Dong, or a Ring Ding! Say it: DING DONG.

I better clean up this mess before daddy comes home and sees a black man’s come on my ass. He’ll smack me harder than this man did. - Gabriella Romano

“Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter” also stars Kiara Marie, Isis Ray, Kinzy Jo, Lorena Sanchez, and Gwen Diamond.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy “Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter” (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

In the high pressure world of Porn Valley contract stars (”Which Del Taco should we try today? There’re so many!”), the making and breaking of contracts is big news. “Contract girls can define a company,” said Digital Playground director Joone, and when contract stars leave a company (as Tera Patrick did Digital Playground, famously, in 2003), such an event can briefly overshadow even boobies.

18-year-old Nikki Nine became a Hustler contract girl late last year and was let go late last month, cast away, said Nine, for her hard-partying ways. Sources say that was just the receptacle tip of the Trojan, but we found her very nice when we visited her on the set of “Educating Nikki”; the only of her few Hustler movies that lists her as “Contract Star”. See more Nikki Nine after the gap. - GP

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Nine had actually shot an earlier movie than “Educating Nikki” after signing her contract with Hustler, but press was not invited to the set. Her scenes for that movie will probably be absorbed into a compilation.

Evan Stone appears angry at Nine’s ass, but in a subsequent interview he said he was well-pleased.

Nine and director Jerome Tanner. “Don’t let him (James Deen) choke you,” Tanner said. “It’s not that kind of movie.”

The following conversation might have happened:

Nine: What does your girlfriend, Joanna Angel, think of working here?
Deen: Let me take this long drink first.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· “A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine” (gramponante.com)
· Buy “Educating Nikki” (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

· January 31 is the absolute last day for sexy 2007 calendars, so the Girls of the University of Illinois Engineering Department just barely got in under the wire. They were probably too busy erecting structures or making test tubes overflow or something. (girlsofengineering.com)

· We have not yet received our Asscademy Award, but it’s a honor just to be nominated—even if we could do without all the turd jokes. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

· Ah, the old “burn a penis drawing into your school’s yard with weed killer” gag never gets old, does it? Oh, wait … yes it does. (sky.com + Boing Boing)

· A new survey says that rich people have better sex, proving once and for all that money can buy happiness. (Like there was ever any doubt?) (foxnews.com)

· Raid my strip club and charge the dancers with prostitution once, shame on you. Raid my strip club twice … what the hell kind strip club are you running over there? (thesmokinggun.com)

· ABC News says porn won’t settle the format war between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray. We bet they have a lot of fun trying, though. (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

I just made the following fact up, but 91 percent of U.S. school departments have outlawed the short plaid skirt for reasons easily gleaned from this Chatsworth Pictures’ box cover. Liah Stevenson is no schoolgirl, and I bet those glasses aren’t even her prescription, but she at least knows that women with glasses need only look over the frames as a substitute for the standard finger-in-the-mouth porn trope.

And in our continuing series of providing the whereabouts of the former Britney Rears, Jessica Sweet is also in this collection, sharing screen time with the quota-fulfilling “small tit freak”, Sierra Sin. - GP

· Chatsworth Pictures (jerkoffzone.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

David Aaron Clark, who worked in New York for earlier incarnations of Screw and Genesis magazines and wrote for various smut publications on the west coast before trying his hand at directing adult fare, is a pervert. He is also one of the smartest, most thoughtful men in the porn business, which tortures him.

This combination allows Clark to effectively articulate his fetishes, one of which is Asian women, and present them in a way that makes you say “I get it”. His low budget, made-on-a-Mac movies are little works of unaffected, earnest, painstaking art in which beauty, humor, regret, boobies, and creepiness vie for the viewer’s attention.

Join us after the gap for a closer look at Clark’s “Dreaming of Snow”. - GP

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Dreaming of Snow

Director: David Aaron Clark
Cast: Annie Cruz, Brian Surewood, Cris Taliana, Heidi Ho, Kylie Ray, Mila Yung, Mr. Hentai, Mr. Marcus, Kammy, Sabrine Maui, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Tami Lynn, Tyler Knight, Veronica Lynn

Review by Gram Ponante

“You just have that tragic look that just translates so well,” Clark says to one performer at the beginning of this compilation. As offstage gonzo director dialogue, that works a hell of a lot better than “Fuck. You’ve got great tits.” While emotion has overwhelmed me to often utter the latter, good porn deserves more of the former.

“I pretty much almost never make a mistake,” says Tami Lynn, about to be taken aback by longtime Clark collaborator Brian Surewood and Mr. Marcus.

“Then what are you doing here?” Clark asks. The movie (full title: “Dreaming of Snow: The Best of David Aaron Clark’s Existential AZN Girl Gonzo”) is chock full of unsanitized moments between an older man and the much younger women he photographs, often in his apartment in L.A.’s Koreatown. Clark is unabashed in his affection for them. This puts the women at ease, humanizes them. Sometimes it freaks them out.

Conversations with his subjects paint an accurate picture of the parasitic side of the adult industry.

“You have no idea how ambitious I am,” Clark is told by one woman (my only complaint about this compilation is that it’s hard to keep track of who people are). “I will do just about anything for money.”

“I support entrepreneurship 100 percent,” Clark responds. He persuades her later to scoop ice cream out of her vagina. She really is ambitious. He asks her if she’s a Republican.

In alternating scenes, we see performers having fun or cashing a check.

“Are you looking forward to getting fucked?” Clark asks Kylie Ray, who opens Disc 2.

“I guess,” she says.

“I guess?”

Later Mr. Marcus advises a woman to throw her arms up in the air and shout “I wanna be a star” as he fucks her. She does. That scene should definitely adorn the promotional material for the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce.

Through it all—as it is through most of Clark’s gonzo movies—his plummy basso profundo resonates offscreen like he’s a member of the World’s Seamiest Barbershop Quartet.

You might see some contradictions in this site’s coverage of what we call the Gonzo Gaze. Some directors batter the talent and assault their audience with their boorish commentary. The impression I’m left with is that, for those directors, the movie is about them. For Clark it’s about the performers, even if he’s the one getting the blowjob.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy “Dreaming of Snow” (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Scrapbook: Tia Tanaka, David Aaron Clark: Asian Girl Erotica, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot