This public service announcement from Belgium sends an important message: maybe you should get your sex education before you start putting strange things in your mouth. Also maybe get a travel size bottle of Listerine and keep it with you. (Click image for video)
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(YouTube, via adrants.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
An online venture called Carnal University has announced a new interactive web-based training module which promises to teach its students everything they need to know about the world of porn. (Take that, University of Phoenix!) For just a mere twenty bucks, you can sign up to learn the history of the adult industry, with special sections on porn pioneers as well as milestones in the skin business, some of its notable technological achievements, and memorable pop culture moments. Which sounds like a worthy course of study, to be sure—but why should you have to pay for something which is, after all, our collective borthright as proud porn-loving citizens? After the jump, let our own trained educational staff teach you everything you ever wanted to know about porn, except for maybe why melon-scented body spray is so popular on porn sets. And yes, there will be plenty of videos by way of illustration. (But no pop quizzes, we promise.)
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Industry Pioneers: Names To Know
John Holmes
Vintage Hardcore Sex (megarotic.com)
Ron Jeremy and Amber Lynn (megarotic.com)
Jenna Jameson Fuck (megarotic.com)
Tera Patrick fucked and facialized (megarotic.com)
Buck Angel V For Vagina (xtube.com)
Hard Threesome (megarotic.com)
Milestones
Teagan Presley Becomes A Former Hardcore Pornstar
Saying Goodbye To All That: When Pornstars Quit The Business
Erica Campbell: From Nude Model To Model Christian
Welcome Back, Sara Stone
Bye Bye, Belladonna and Welcome Back, Belladonna
Technology
Teledildonics
iPhone Porn
Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive
Pop Culture Moments
Justine Joli: From Girl On Girl To Girl On Game
Savanna Samson, Porn Pundit
Happy “Birthday,” Sasha Grey!
Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage
Sasha Grey Is Our “Superchrist” (And The Smashing Pumpkins’ Too!)
Joanna Angel Does LA Ink
Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes “Weeds”
· “Carnal University Launches First Online Course” (avn.com)
· Carnal University (carnaluniversity.com)
· Thumbmail via ultimateuniforms.com via Ask Jolene
Original post by Lux Nightmare
We were all set to rail against this 1970s sex education manual, because old people are funny and confused. It’s called “A Boy Today … A Man Tomorrow”—which we think is also the title of a DVD we saw over here one day—and it’s the story behind those strange things that are happening to your testicles when you’re a teenager. Since it’s from 1972 we just assumed that it gives a lot of hilariously outdated advice about sperm counts and masturbation and such, except that … it doesn’t! It actually dispels the myths that jerking off (it actually says “jerking off”!) makes you insane, that penis size doesn’t matter, and that “experimenting” with other boys at camp won’t damn you to hell. Why, that’s not funny at all! That kids today can get a better sex education from a 30-year-old pamphlet (that also reminds them to trust in God) than they can from our government is actually kind of depressing. Maybe they have a chapter on that too!
· A Boy Today…A Man Tomorrow (weirduniverse.net)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Not so long ago, Trojan ads were relegated to the back pages of men’s magazines, and Dothan, Alabama—you know, the condom capital of the world—wasn’t even mentioned in polite conversation. Today, however, you can’t swing your manlybits without hitting at least half a dozen ads in print, broadcast, and web form. That said, judging from this collection of condom commercials from around the world, we here in the States have got a ways to go if we’re going to catch up with, say, Kenya. Or Belgium. Or, you know, a lot of other places. Pay particular attention to the gadjetastic condom featured in the South African ad, which has apparently had a major impact on HIV seroconversion rates. Do we have that technology yet? After all, they’re way ahead of us on other fronts …
• 12 Countries, 12 Condom Commercials (oobject.com, via Jockohomo)
Original post by sturtle
As the school year draws to a close and final report cards make their way home, slacker students across the country are getting an unpleasant wakeup call. After all, who wants to be stuck in summer school and miss out on all the summer fun? But if your grades are a little short of passing, never fear: we hear there are some special ways of earning extra credit and making sure you pass next time. (Though with assignments like these it seems like being held back would become a more interesting option than ever.)
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· She Wants to Pass (megarotic.com)
Original post by Lux Nightmare