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It seems that there’s been some backroom dealing in this whole Supreme Commandress election: Joanna and Stoya have announced that, rather than run against each other, they’d rather team up and serve as joint Supreme Commandresses of the state of Fleshbot. This is just like back in 1796, when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran against each other, and then Thomas Jefferson became John Adams’s vice president. Except that Stoya and Joanna are way hotter than those guys were (and we sorta doubt that John Adams ever got gangbanged. Jefferson, on the other hand…).

To celebrate our new era of co-Commandressing, we’d like to offer you (what else?) some videos of Joanna and Stoya at their finest moments. Meet your new leaders: we’re in for a very sexy administration.

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newVideoPlayer(”/supreme_stoya.flv”, 506, 423,”"); From “Deeper 11″ (full video @ Megarotic)

newVideoPlayer(”/supreme_joanna.flv”, 506, 284,”"); From “XOXO Joanna Angel”

· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

The two top candidates in our Supreme Commandress race (young upstart Stoya and incumbent Joanna Angel, for those who aren’t glued to the polls) continue to battle it out. Joanna’s already showed us her official Commandress apparel, now Stoya wants the good people of Fleshbot to know that, if elected, she would serve out her term in animal ears (and, if we’re really good, only animal ears). We’re having some serious trouble deciding between these two. Perhaps we should create some sort of Vice Commandress position? (More photos of Stoya after the jump.)

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

Our incumbent Supreme Commandress isn’t taking this whole re-election thing lying down—she wants you to know she’s very, very eager to win your vote. As an added incentive, she’s provided us with this picture of her in her official Commandress outfit. We’d hate to see it go to waste (though, hey, Joanna—even if things don’t go your way, you can always wear that outfit to all official Fleshbot functions. We wouldn’t mind.).

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Sure, that whole U.S. presidential election thing may be over, but the Fleshbot Supreme Commandress election is still going on (and we all know which one is really important). In fact, we’ve just received some breaking news from Stoya campaign headquarters! In response to challenges from her opponents, Stoya has released the following statement:

According to Google, Fleshbot loves Stoya, and I definitely reciprocate that love. Also, Fleshbot, Stoyabot, we’re kind of like a family, having the same last name and all. Us -bots have to stick together. In conclusion, I would like to state that I am more than capable of answering that 3am phone call, it just might take me 4 rings because it’s hard to resist the temptation to dance around to the techno ringtone.

Polls will be open until next Tuesday. It’s up to you to decide the future of Fleshbot!

Original post by Lux Alptraum

The candidates have spoken, the campaign has run its course… and now it’s time for you to pick your new leader. Will it be the steadfast and successful Joanna Angel? Digital Playground darling Stoya? Glamorous geek Justine Joli? Sasha Grey, with her newfound crossover appeal? Adorable Penny Flame? Or perhaps the well-endowed (and well-prepared) Gianna Michaels? The future of Fleshbot is in your hands, dear reader: make your choice after the jump.

Who should be the next Supreme Commandress of Fleshbot?
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Polls close next Tuesday, 11/11, at 5pm EST. Get your vote in before then!

Original post by Lux Alptraum