Newseater - Adult Edition

The Village Voice is officially even less interesting now that they’ve axed Fleshbot friend Tristan Taormino and her long-running “Pucker Up” column, due to the same budget cuts that have claimed just about every other decent sex writer they’ve had over the past few years. Good thing Tristan has plenty of other things to keep her busy these days-we’d hate to see all her considerable talents going to waste. (Gawker)

Original post by Fleshbot

According to this press release masquerading as a “news” report, employers are reportedly worried about the so-called “porn modes” in the latest version of Internet Explorer and Google’s Chrome browser. We’re not sure what all the fuss is about, though — after all, we spend our whole work day looking at porn, and it just makes us more productive! (marketwatch.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Guess what? Working in a porn store isn’t exactly a glamorous, teen-booty filled experience—it’s actually a much more humdrum and occasionally surreal career than you might think it is, as this dispatch from the front makes abundantly clear. (Confidential to any European tourists stumbling upon this post: Bestiality porn is still illegal in the US as far as we know. So don’t ask us where you can find any horse fucking videos either, k?) (popporn.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

Excited as we are to be packing up and heading home for the weekend, there are a few things we always miss about the ol’ 9 to 5 grind whenever we’re not at work. You know, things like that comforting drone of copy machines in the background … the cool, gently flickering glow of overhead florescent lights … and especially all those the intraoffice blowjobs, the desktop sex sessions, and the lunchtime masturbation breaks. Wait, your office isn’t like that? Well, you might want to consider looking for a new employer—we hear some of these places are hiring! Better hop along after the jump and start checking out our roundup of the top ten office sex videos—we’re sure the resumés are going to start piling up pretty quickly once word gets out about what kind of benefits these companies are offering.

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Hot Office Fuck (redtube.com)

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Amateur Doggystyle Office Fuck(pornhub.com)

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Fucking in the Office (megarotic.com)

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Fuck colleague in the office (megarotic.com)

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Turkish Horny Secretary in Office (megarotic.com)

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Homemade couple caught on spycam 0028. (megarotic.com)

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Office fuck and creampie (megarotic.com)

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Office CCTV - Girl Caught Masturbating (megarotic.com)

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Nice Office Blowjob!! (megarotic.com)

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Horny Secretary #2 (megarotic.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Hello, porn studio people? Haven’t you been paying attention to us? What did we say just a few days ago? Wasn’t it something about backing off the workplace clichés? And yet, what do you keep giving us? That’s right: more workplace clichés! (And not the clever kind our readers have been coming up with either!)

Not to point fingers—but we’re looking at you, Man’s Art, with your just-released “Boys @ Work”. Not only could you not be bothered to type out “at”, but you substituted an asperand for it. In days of yore—say, 1997—that might’ve been a mildly clever title if your film were about hot web designers and the mischief they get up to after hours, when all that Jolt cola finally hits their systems and they take off their clothes and start coding like horned up jackrabbits. But now it just feels lazy.

And can we also say something about that stylist you hired, who looks like he was last employed during the Jeff Stryker era? Those highlights! Those too-artful smudges of faux machine grease! That hair gel that looks like it was trowled on with a sledgehammer! Indeed, these are a few of our least favorite things.

And peaking of sledgehammers: is that a sledgehammer down the front of that guy’s pants on the left? And does blondie really know what he’s doing with that reciprocating saw? Have you properly trained these people? Just because you’re making a porn movie—and, like, European—doesn’t mean you can’t be cited for safety violations. Keep it up and the next knock at the door won’t be a scantily clad pizza boy—it’ll be OSHA. We’re just warning you because we care.

• “Boys @ Work” (TLAvideo.com)
• Man’s Art (mans-art.com)

Original post by sturtle