Newseater - Adult Edition

Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression.

Is she surprised? Really? So late in the game? You’d think surprise would have come earlier. Wistful? Why, when the good times appear to be ahead? Fearful? Then why is she still wrapped around him? He appears to be the one pulling away – his upper body says “You’re crazy, Lolita,” but his hands say “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” Is it that his heart knows she will hurt him, but his hands still want a piece of that sweet, sweet teen flesh?

Or is it that she is a well-hung amateur too, and she is sad that he is better-hung?

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Original post by pweasels

Ah, mornings: is there anything like that rush of expectancy and hopefulness with which so many of us bound out of bed as the first rays of sunlight shine through our windows with the promise of a glorious new day? Given the fact that we’re lucky if we manage to roll out of the sack before noon every day we guess we’ll have to experience the moment via London-based photographer Luke Stephenson’s “Morning Glory” series of (self?) portraits that capture the essence of those most eager of daily phenomena. Since Stephenson is a Serious Photographer whose work has appeared in places like the New York Times and the British Journal of Photography we’re thinking his primary reason for taking this photos isn’t to tittilate, but to artistically demonstrate how the early bird does indeed capture the, er, worm. In the meantime, we can’t help but ask: is that a giant bulge in your Calvins or are you just really having to take a wicked piss right now?

· Luke Stephenson: Morning Glory (lukestephenson.com, via WTBW)

Previously: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Morning Wood, Dolce & Gabbana’s New Bulges, Battle Of The Bulge(s), Catching Up With Bruno(’s Bulge)

Original post by Fleshbot