Newseater - Adult Edition

newVideoPlayer(”/bangkok_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Bangkok. Oriental City! A place where laws about what counts as legal paid entertainment probably differ from where you live. A city that was invented in 1984 for the premiere of Tim Rice/ABBA musical “Chess.” You may be more familiar with the classic Murray Head version of this stirring tale, but as European dance club DJs are wont to do “One Night In Bangkok” has been given a 21st century update complete with thumbing bass line and a five-girl strip club orgy video. Honestly, if you can’t go to Bangkok and see five party babes have a topless pillow fight/bubble bath, then what’s the point of even having musical theater? However, you probably can’t see it on YouTube for much longer—so we’ve preserved it here.

Oh, and in case you slept through the 1980s, here’s our preferred version of the song … although the video lacks a little something….

· Chess - “One night in Bangkok” (YouTube)
· “Vinylshakerz- One Night in Bangkok (Uncensored)” (YouTube, via Blography)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Heads up, international porn fans: the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival (FICEB) will be taking place this weekend—though for reasons that are unclear to us, it will be held in Madrid. (¡Que loco!) Alas, with gas prices and airline tickets and the US dollar being what they are, we’re going to be missing out on the fun … and from the list of porn celebrities in attendance (Sylvia Saint! Nacho Vidal!) it looks like there’s going to be a lot of fun. Anyone want to be our unofficial correspondent? We’ll even send you a Fleshbot paint-by-numbers press badge that may or may not get you anywhere! (ficeb.com)

Original post by sturtle

Since they’re doing it everywhere from Miami to Paris to Israel these days, you didn’t think Bulgaria was going to stay out of the global sex expo trend, did you? If you’re in the Sofia area this week (and why wouldn’t you be?), stop whatever you’re doing and make your way to the Eros Show Erotic Expo. We hear there’ll be porn stars there and everything! (international.ibox.bg)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

That it has been oft-remarked that she sounds like she would be as comfortable yelling “Kill moose and squirrel!” as she would “I will turn your ass inside out”, the prodigal pornstress Nikita Denise has returned to performing, and the adult industry is atwitter with the news that the fierce, proud Czech is back with a vengeance after a three-year hiatus.

Denise, who won AVN’s 2002 Performer of the Year award, returned to the fold at the behest of Stormy Daniels, who directed her in a scene for Wicked’s upcoming “Predator 2″. (We don’t know how they got away with that title, either; maybe Denise did the negotiating with Governor Schwarzenegger.)

“She really knows how to eat ‘Puuss-sy,’” Daniels added.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Nikita Denise (nikitadenise.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Simultaneously freakish and adorable, this recently discovered guy is called the Gant GluGlu (which we translate loosely to Glu, the Wonder Glove) and appears to be a double sided glove made of cyberskin that just happens to have a vagina in the palm. He looks more like the Hamburger Helper’s dirty little cousin than a masturbatory aid, but maybe it will make you casserole when you’re done? (softparis.typepad.com, en Francais) - CW

Original post by FLESHBOT