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Eva Angelina and Jenna Haze may not have been in the running for Fleshbot Supreme Commandress—but that’s only because they were far too busy with other duties to take on the awesome role of Supreme Comandress. Duties like preparing for the next round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown. While other contestants were out campaigning and electioneering (and winning!), Jenna and Eva have been honing their skills, getting ready to take each other on. They’re both ready for some extreme competition—now it’s up to you to select the champion.

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Choose your champion: Eva Angelina or Jenna Haze?
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Original post by Lux Alptraum

After eight grueling weeks of extreme pornstar on pornstar action, we’ve come to the conclusion of the first round of Extreme Pornstar Showdown. Battles were fought, performers were knocked out of the ring—and sometimes, it got so intense, we couldn’t bear to look. But you soldiered on, and you chose your champions. We’ll be giving the ladies the week off to recuperate and get ready for round two. In the meantime, check out the updated bracket below, and get ready for some all new Extreme Pornstar Showdown action on November 6.

Round One Roundup:
Belladonna vs. Sasha Grey
Gianna Michaels vs. Alexis Texas
Joanna Angel vs. Dana DeArmond
Faye Valentine vs. Penny Flame
Ava Devine vs. Ava Rose
Jenna Haze vs. Jesse Jane
Mika Tan vs. Stoya
Bree Olson vs. Eva Angelina

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Bree and Eva are both adorable, sweet little things—on the surface, at least. Scratch below the sweetness and smiles, however, and you’ll discover some deliciously dirty desires (and, we’re pleased to say, some deliciously dirty action as well). But which ray of sunshine is more to your liking? AVN Award winning Eva Angelina, whose glasses have always made our hearts skip a beat, or Adam and Eve contract star Bree Olson, whose girl-next-door good looks obscure the pervy thoughts that lie beneath? You, the people, must ultimately decide. Luckily, you’ll find some materials that should help your decision under the jump. (And remember: this week’s winner will face off against Jenna Haze in round two!)

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Bree Olson
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Eva Angelina
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Last Week’s Winner: Stoya

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archives

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Many years ago, celebrated rock photographer Clive McClaine gave up a life of snapping pictures of guys like Ace Freely and Robert Plant for the chance to photograph hot naked chicks for a guy with a girly mag across the pond. A rather controversial guy, one with a wild imagination and balls of steel. Maybe you’ve heard of him? His name is Larry Flynt.

Fast forward a decade or two: Clive asked Larry if he could shoot movies based on one of Hustler’s popular satellite magazines, a little publication known as Barely Legal. The deal was this: Clive would take the risk and manage the video line, and in return Larry would give him a portion of the profits. (We can just see the glint of excitement flashing in Clive’s silver eyes, a smile creasing the weathered lines around his face, the tiny pungent cigar clenched tight in his teeth as his lips expanded to a wide grin and sheer electricity jittered his spry frame. Talk about great moments in porn history!) It was a gamble that would prove enormously successful, spawning a near endless sea of knockoffs from competitors and ancillary projects dreamed up and pitched in the obsidian castle that houses Larry Flynt Publications.

As Darwin taught us long ago, all things must grow and change, evolving to fit the basic requirements of survival on this planet. Yes, even the sublime and mystical world of modern pornography is bound by this rule — sort of. Witness the next evolution of Clive’s dream, the most natural progression imaginable, one so simple and wonderful we’re shocked we didn’t think of it first. Say hello to Barely Legal Interactive.

Now, armed with only a single copy of this fine movie and an active imagination, you too can step into the shoes (and penises) of the well hung male performers you’ve envied for years, virtually fucking the hell out of girls who are, yes, just barely legal. Savor the amazing freshness and tight lubricious viscosity that each delightfully young, inexperienced legal teen has to offer as she climbs the slippery slope towards being a full grown woman. Ah, the circle of life!

After a frustrating battle with the plastic wrapping encasing the DVD (which may involve teeth, tears, and scissors), you’ll soon be (virtually) balls deep in either Eva Angelina (pre baby bump), Adriana Neveah, Stephanie Cane, or Sindee Jennings. But do us a favor: whichever beautiful young debutante you decide to service, treat her kindly and roger her properly — for Clive’s sake. Rest in peace, Clive. You are dearly missed.

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· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

It is probably a cortical-level urge to want to see women in tight clothes and roller skates; I imagine it has something to do with the increased speed with which they can be mashed together. It is this laser-focus on a basic human need that sets “Roller Dollz” apart from other porn fare this month.

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Why “Roller Dollz” (which I have seen) is as good as, if not better than, “Pirates 2″, (which I have not yet seen):

1. The stakes aren’t as high. While “Roller Dollz” is a bigger-than-usual production, comprising two DVDs and employing the financial, creative, and boobular resources of two porn companies (Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance) it, like most other porn movies, was written, produced, and released in less than three months whereas “Pirates 2″ has been advertised for more than two years and is reputed to cost upwards of $500,000, most of which will go to special effects shots. In the end, both are just porn movies. Worse, there is no way that the effects on “Pirates 2″ will look half as good as the effects fans expect from the least Hollywood escapist movie, nor will the acting or script be above reproach. When a porn movie positions itself to be like a mainstream movie, it invites comparison. “Roller Dollz” doesn’t say it is anything other than a porn movie, and therefore more than meets my expectations.

2. It’s got Sunny Lane in it.

A movie about the lives and loves of rival roller derby gangs, “Roller Dollz” delivers the flesh spectacularly, on wheels no less. Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Ava Rose, Courtney Cummz, Penny Flame, Teagan, Eva Angelina, Alektra Blue, and Lane look great when shimmying out of their pads and blades, and just as often leave them on.

Don’t get me wrong - there is a plot, but I would be doing you a disservice as well as a disservice to the memory of a delightful sex film by trying to describe it. It’s unimportant. And it doesn’t get in the way of the reason anyone would watch this movie in the first place, which I think in this unfortunate age of vying for porn awards shows remarkable restraint.

All the big stars (Kross and Olson in particular) look lovely and are given lots of screen time, but it is Lane who reminds us that there is a reason she has stayed famous in the adult business for longer than the average starlet’s career expectancy.

With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, “Roller Dollz” will drain your ball bearings.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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RollerDollz
Studio: Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance
Director: James Avalon
Cast: Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Ava Rose, Penny Flame, Alektra Blue, Tommy Gunn, Teagan, Courtney Cummz, Eva Angelina

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy “Roller Dollz” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante