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You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we’re certain that you’ve heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight.

Last we heard from Mr. Tera Patrick (also known as Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld), he was showing real promise with his alter ego—Spyder Jones—as he literally fucked his way through a pile of plush porn star pussy, with his wife nowhere in sight, for his latest web venture, Rock Star Pimp (dot com). If memory serves, we tipped our hat to the ink scrawled lothario, not only for winning over the heart of the one of the world’s finest porn stars, but also for really bringing the heat with some fine Latina nymphos. This was, by our own standards, quite an admission—given that, despite his mainstream credits and real world acting chops, he essentially started out in the jizz biz as little more than a suitcase pimp. We vouched for Evan, keeping our fingers crossed that he wouldn’t make us regret it.

Evan has now officially made good on his promise, releasing the second installment of Rockstar Pimp hotties and effectively lodging himself into the annals of porno history as more than a mere footnote. This time, the Brooklyn import smashes some of Porn Valley’s finest hard tail, paying particular attention to their curvy tushes in the process. The results are on par with most of what’s released these days—and with the list of willing victims including sultry Dakoda Brookes, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Jaclyn Case, and Mackenzee Pierce, you can say he has our rapt attention.

We’re pretty much out of colorful praise, so we’ll just leave you with the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who once extolled the virtues of the musically gifted class from which Evan was spawned when he said, “Rock stars…is there anything that they can’t do?”

Apparently not.

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· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com)
· Teravision (tervavision.com)

Original post by DCypher

Biohazard front man Evan Seinfeld is arguably a man of many talents. In addition to creating some of the hardest teen angst music of my childhood, and the seminal rock rap anthem of high school senior year, he also appeared as a recurring character in the HBO prison drama, “Oz.” Since those days, he’s moved on to a different field, marrying the reigning queen of porn, Tera Patrick and—for those of you just tuning in—launching a joint porno production company. We here at Fleshbot HQ watched Tera and her ink scrawled hubby as they took their first shaky steps; impure hopes quivering in our dirty little hearts. After a shaky start, it seems that the pair have finally made good on their promise of being the crossover couple of the decade.

The quality of their releases has definitely improved, and the launch of Rockstar Pimp seems to indicate that Evan’s given up on his Spyder Jones persona and is literally just going for it balls out. In short order, Evan’s taken what other rockers dream about and made it a reality: yes, he’s fucking hot pornstars and getting paid for it.

This week he ups the ante with the release “Smoking Hot Latinas,” fresh off the presses from his hardcore imprint, Iron Cross. It’s truly impressive on many levels, not the least of which is the sincerity of the title. We’re pretty blown away by just how far Evan has come in his pornographic evolution, going from mainstream interloper judged with a cautious but weary cynicism to performing in every single scene of his latest release like a full on porn stud! Our hats—and pants—are off to you, buddy!

With Evan plowing recklessly through simmering hot starlets Ann Marie Rios, Alexis Luv, Cassandra Cruz, Renae Cruz, and Rebeca Linares, we’re sure he’s bound to run across a certain degree of hatred and jealousy—but after peeking this gallery he sent over we guarantee that scorn and embarrassment will not accompany them.

“Smoking Hot Latinas” releases this week from Iron Cross and Tera Patrick Productions. Hate all you want.

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· Teravision (teravision.com)

Original post by DCypher

Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven’t figured it out already, it stands for “Restricted to Adults” and it’s part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they’re not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn’t be a part of a kid’s balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It’s one of the few times we can legitimately ask “But what about the children?” without being snarky about it.

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· Evan Seinfeld Tera Patrick RTA PSA (youtube.com)
· “Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld Featured in New RTA Public Service Announcement” (avn.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

While he’s certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn’t really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren’t all pornstars celebrities?), but we’re still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick’s porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it’s just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too!

· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com, via Naked City)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

200 people (and one Lorax) walked the AVN Awards red carpet last Saturday night, and the line of porn stars and their co-walkers lengthened down the hallways of Mandalay Bay for more than three hours. Altogether it was an orderly group, and we can tell you from personal experience that it was the press photographers who were the least well-behaved. Here we see a load of starlets (that is their official collective term) getting ready for the carpet media gauntlet, which ran from Dave Navarro at one end to Robin Leach at the other, mercifully passing through Playboy interviewer Casey Parker in the middle. See more snaps after the gap.

While Jesse Jane rovided interview wrap-ups from a stage just
outside the Awards, Casey Parker was Playboy’s Girl on the Floor,
and as such she probably appeared in more photographs than anyone.
By the end f the evening she was just as chipper as in the
beginning. Here she chats with jessica drake about oing anal. (”You
don’t just dive in,” drake said.)

Flower Tucci can always be counted on for an outfit that seems at
once accessible and impossibly out of reach. Here she confounds us
with a prize that could only be won after several frustrating hours
of unlacing.

Marco Banderas and partner Lisa DeMarco (get it?) cut striking
figures, but what was more impressive was Banderas’ skill at
turning just in time toward any camera aimed at him from anywhere
in the room, as if to say, “Hola, Fleshbot readers!”

I hear things are just as bad up in Lake Erie.

We have never been sure of Robin Leach’s function at this event,
but we always see him. Leach’s own cameraman was beloved of porn
stars for asking Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick who they were
(thugh he did recognize Jameson beau Tito Ortiz). Meanwhile, Leach
kept a personal record of the Not So Rich and Famous.

At the opposite end of the carpet performers were kept in yet
another holding pen.

Former performer Joe Lawrence and signees of his talent agency were
the last to walk the red carpet. Much of the press had left at this
time since the awards show was two hours late, but no porn star was
left behind.

Previously:
2008 AVN Awards: Dispatches From The Front

Original post by Fleshbot