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In our second installment of porny summer drinks we’ve added a variation: What if the porn star is a garnish? Join us after the gap for more drinks of the Wicked Girls and something we’re calling a Cuba Luna.

Witchy Chicago fetish hottie Morgana Moon gets all sweaty in what appears to be a rec room Dad never got around to finishing, probably because he discovered Internet porn like this.

Moon is driddled with Bacardi prior to being fucked (depriving us of an easy Captain Morgana joke) to the song stylings of the band Serpent Libertine

I cannot escape it
I am under your spell
And a day without you
IS MY PERSONAL HELL!
I stare at this tombstone
And I wonder why
How come everyone that i love
HAS TO DIE!

(Crybaby. Now I need a drink…)

But what about two-time pirate Evan Stone? Will his drink be a Captain and Coke?

“I like frozen margaritas,” the dreamboat said, here seen explaining to Tommy Gunn that he, too, likes tequila - he just doesn’t want to shoot it.

Salt?

“No salt,” he said significantly.

As meaningful as this was, it was Alektra Blue and jessica drake - neither of whom is a redhead - who turned us on to Red-headed Sluts, which is Jagermeister and pomegranate juice on the rocks.

I would do anything drake suggested, so I tried one immediately. It knocked the capital letters out of me.

Original post by Gram Ponante

Two days ago, we got the amazingly awesome news that LittleMutt star and Fleshbot Crush Object Faye Reagan was gonna start doing boy/girl scenes again, with a select group of boys. But which boys? We just had to find out.

Thankfully, the very resourceful DCypher was able to persuade sweet Faye to tell us which boys she has her eye on as co-stars. The list is, of course, tentative, and subject to change should any intrepid performers charm the pants off of Faye. But as it now stands, the boys who Faye is inviting to gently reintroduce her to boy/girl are:

Dane Cross Well, obviously. If she won’t do her boyfriend, who will she do?

James Deen Called it!

Danny Mountain After watching him give it to Nikka Noir in “Stoya Heat”… well, we definitely understand.

Chris Johnson According to IAFD, Faye and Chris have been in several movies together—though not actually performing in the same scene. Perhaps Faye’s had her eye on him for a while?

Evan Stone Again, called it.

DCypher Hey, he was charming enough to get her to give us this list!

· Faye Reagan’s Official Site (playwithfaye.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Our love for puffy-nippled, freckled redhead Faye Reagan is hardly a secret—so it should come as no surprise to learn we’re literally bouncing off the walls after hearing that Faye will once again have sex with boys on-camera.

And not just boys named Dane Cross! According to a post in the Naughty America forums—made by NA’s Executive Producer herself—Faye’s decided to do B/G with a select list of boys. At present, we don’t have access to that list…but here are some of the boys we hope make the cut:

James Deen. Say what you will about his ubiquity: he’s a talented performer—and a handsome man, to boot—and we hear many good things about his skills from the ladies in the know. (Also, seriously, if he’s good enough for Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, he’s good enough for Faye.)

Tyler Knight. We’ve been in love with Tyler since Vena Virago’s “East Side Story”—and frankly, we feel he’s a sadly underused performer. If he made Faye’s select list of boys, perhaps we’d see more of him (hey, it seems to have worked for Dane Cross).

Keni Styles. This one should come as no surprise: we’re gunning for every female performer to have a chance with Keni. (Yay Asian men!)

Evan Stone. Evan makes us laugh, has fun with his scenes, and—best of all—has a hot body and a nice cock. What more could a girl want from a co-star?

So, those are our picks—who would you like to see on Faye’s list?

· Faye Reagan NA Forum Thread (naughtyamerica.com, thanks hodayathink!)
· Thumbnail from Matt’s Models (freeassbabes.com, via Ask Jolene(

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film “Hardcore Circus,” and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her?

Aiden Starr, Audrey Hollander, (the recently passed) Blue Iris (RIP), Tere Joyce, Kendra Banx, Starri Knight, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Lilly Lovely, Madison Scott, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Rob Rotten, Otto Bauer, Tommy Gunn, Sergio Roho, Erica McLean, and a midget in a Mardi Gras mask comprise the bulk of the cast. The movie features eight scenes and loads of wonderful extras, lavish costumes, hijinks, mayhem, ballyhoo, protestors, the sublime, the ghoulish, and the decadent. Pretty much everything but the bearded lady makes its way into this masterpiece.

Erica wanders throughout like the tiny little string that ties the narrative thread of this beautiful and lush chaos together, inspiring or moderating the erotic couplings. She even goes so far as to intimately inspect some of the girls (see also: the lovely Kimberly Kane) after they have been filled with fresh loads of piping hot cum.

In the end, the sex acts are fittingly strange, with Otto and Audrey turning in a comparably tame but smoldering and passionate scene that mesmerizes, and little Madison Scott taking the forty inches of dick Lee Stone has to offer six ways to Sunday up her every tiny luscious little orifices—literally. If this lithe blonde stunner isn’t the performer of the year, we can’t imagine who is.

“Hardcore Circus” comes out by month’s end from Hustler. Look for it. In the meantime, put on your top hat and check out the snaps our ringmaster sent us! Happy Monday!

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Original post by DCypher

Over the past few years, we’ve seen porn parodies of everything from “The Brady Bunch” to “The Office”—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” a parody unlike any other.

For one, this marks the first time a “Not the”-style parody has pornified a show that wasn’t a sitcom—for another, never before have modern porn parodists attempted to venture into sci-fi. But does it work? Does “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” go boldly into this new territory—or does it meekly fall flat, unable to complete the journey?

We’d have to say that—for the most part—the venture is a success. It certainly helps that “Star Trek” was a rather campy endeavor, full of cheesy special effects and plot twists that didn’t always add up (just like porn!). In terms of plot, set, and feel, “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” certainly keeps the pace with its inspiration (we guess all those hours Axel Braun spent studying old “Star Trek” footage paid off!). “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” certainly satisfied our desire for a porntastic retro future where multicultural crews explore the depths of space (and all the women wear crotchless pantyhose sans underwear).

Not surprisingly, Evan Stone’s Kirk is the highlight of the film (we’re pretty sure that Evan Stone will steal the show in any porn comedy); but his co-stars do turn in admirable performances (especially during their sex scenes, which take up about 5/6 of the two hour feature). We were particularly taken with the sexed up Jenna Haze and blood fever stricken Sasha Grey (but, of course, you knew we were going to say that).

For the curious, the plot (which can be watched, sans sex, on the bonus disc) amounts to this: while tooling around space, the Enterprise happens across a stranded ship, the Botany Bay. Upon boarding, they discover three bodies in suspended animation (and one skeleton). One of these bodies turns out to be Khan—who, upon being revived, seduces ship historian Marla MacGuyver (Aurora Snow), and then plots to take over the Enterprise by poisoning everyone with PSI 2000.

And what’s the antidote to PSI 2000, you ask? Why, a sudden release of endorphins—like, say, an orgasm. Cue shipwide orgy!

Hot as the sex was, though, we occasionally found ourselves wishing (to echo one of our commenters) that there was less of it. Not that we minded seeing Jenna, Aurora, Sasha, Codi, and Jada heaving and sighing in various states of undress—but with so much time devoted to the fucking, “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” is more a standard porn with “Star Trek”-themed interludes, and less, well, a “Star Trek”-movie with sex in it.

Perhaps future porn parodies could take a page out of the “Pirates” handbook, and treat the sex scenes the way mainstream movies treat fight scenes: edit the shit out of them so that they fit into the flow of the movie, while still giving us our hedonistic burst of naughty pleasure (and then, of course, include the full sex scenes on the bonus disc, for the times when we don’t care about plot).

But even so, this still winds up on our recommended list. Any movie that manages to keep Nick Manning from shouting, “Dropping loads!” gets automatic points (and hey, if it happens to replace that catchphrase with “Cum Khan, eat it, eat it”… well, so much the better.

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*****

Previously: First Look: “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” Goes (And Comes) Boldly

Original post by Lux Alptraum