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“Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio” is the eleventh installment in Vivid-Ed’s “Expert Guide” series, its first advanced guide, and a dramatic departure from anything else that Vivid-Ed has done. And it’s pretty fucking fabulous.

Studio: Vivid
Director: Tristan Taormino
Cast: Adrianna Nicole, Charley Chase, Satine Phoenix, Evan Stone, Christian, and Danny Wylde; with special appearances by Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, Marie Luv, Mark Davis, Chayse Evans, James Deen, and Jandi Lin

In her previous expert guides, Tristan followed a tried and true format. Each DVD opened with an educational lecture, in which Tristan or one of her friends talked viewers through the topic at hand (usually with a little, ahem, hands-on demonstration). After the lecture, the essential points were hammered home through a few hardcore scenes, which demonstrated the techniques and tips from the lecture (with some voiceovers and pop ups to make sure the message got across).

“Advanced Fellatio” does not follow that format.

True, it does open with Tristan talking; but rather than giving us twenty minutes of lecture plus three annotated scenes, the feature combines the porn and education more fluidly, illustrating Tristan’s talking points with short clips of porn performers in action (as well as with pornstar testimonials). It’s a great structure, and it works really, really well. Rather than making us wait to see techniques in action, Tristan immediately shows us what she’s talking about (and offers us enough time to, ahem, really savor the action).

At this point, there are no doubt some of you wondering what, exactly, makes a blowjob an advanced blowjob: after the “Expert Guide to Fellatio,” what more is there to cover? Well, doubting Dennis, there’s quite a lot. Tristan’s cadre of cock hungry coquettes lick their lips and handily (mouthily?) execute techniques like deep throating, face fucking, and—for those with a death wish (or a whole lot of upper body strength)—the very daring standing 69. Definitely not techniques to explore on your first trip downtown, but incredibly rewarding for those who manage to master them.

After the hour long lecture, the DVD switches tracks, segueing from porny education to just straight up porn. The three scenes we saw spliced into Tristan’s lecture are now presented in full, with Charley Chase and Christian, Adriana Nicole and Evan Stone, and Satine Phoenix and Danny Wylde demonstrating just how hot a blowjob can get.

Without the voiceover and popups, it’s a little bit harder to get an educational message out of the DVDs scenes…but to be honest, we don’t think you’ll mind. (And if you do, well, just stop the feature at the end of Tristan’s lecture, and save the scenes for when you’re in a fapping mood.)

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Last year, Digital Playground overwhelmed us with “Nurses.” This year, they’ve taken to the friendly skies with “Fly Girls,” and things will never be the same. This thing is like a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It’s that good.

It’s hard to know where to start with this monster. It’s massive in a way we can’t fully wrap our heads around.

Jesse Jane and Riley Steele tag team Marco Banderas until he’s begging for mercy. We were begging for mercy by the end of the scene as well. Diamond Foxxx, Lisa Ann, and Nikki Benz are the dream team that nail a not so retired Ben English.

But wait, like the Ginsu spoon, there is more!

Raven Alexis and Sasha Grey then get screwed sideways by Manuel Ferrara, whose cock is like the size of a fleshy brick! And Janie Summers tangles like a wild sex cat with Evan Stone. Then, as the piece de resistance, Katsuni gets plugged hard in both holes by Erik Everhard and Mick Blue. Is it just us or is this too much good stuff to put into one movie? It’s way too early in the year to be treating us like kids on Christmas Day.

Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Riley Steele, and Jenna Haze may or may not get down as well. We’re not telling. Let the rumors start. Fire up the blogs! May whispers of this scenes existence follow behind you everywhere you go like the patter of small feet in church until you buy the movie and learn the truth for yourself.

“Fly Girls” comes out next week from Digital Playground. We’d like to thank Robby D from the bottom of our throbbing libido. Check out the amazing, drool worthy pictures they sent us. How are we supposed to go back to work after seeing these?

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The execution is weak. It’s as if Hustler is playing at creepy the way women who’ve never borne children play at milfery. We want to see “Daddy” plucked from utter despair by some hot young thing, but it’s too easy.

The performer Joe Blow is an amicable and professional dude who seems to find himself in lucky situations. Maybe he’s 40, but with so many porn guys over 40 (Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn come to mind) who don’t play the “dad” angle, we don’t really believe the premise the way we would if it were Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, or Randy Spears.

Here’s a sample setup. Pixieish Marie McCray is sulking on a curb as Joe drives by.

“Is that you?” he says.

“Me and Billy just got into a really big fight,” she says.

“My son Billy?” he says.

No, you ass, Billy Carter.

This is not a bad movie sex-wise, but if you’re one of those sickos with a narrative fetish, stick with honest-to-God creepiness like “Crack Whore Confessions.”

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Newly-minted Angeleno Keni Styles plays Sulu in Hustler’s latest 60’s-era “Star Trek” parody, but the London native had a little trouble getting George Takei’s signature style down on the set.

At first, Styles sounded a little bit like Terrence Stamp as Helmsman Sulu but, when everyone in the room did his (or her - Jada Fire as Uhura gave some pointers too) take on Takei, Styles nailed the accent.

But of greater concern to “Trek” fans is that Styles will play Sulu as a heterosexual. He and Joey Brass (who plays Chekov) will team up on the impossibly delicious alien girl Madison Scott.

If Sulu ever got the action Kirk did on the show - if, perhaps, the good Captain broke off a piece for the staff now and then - maybe Takei and Shatner would be friends today. As it is, Evan Stone’s Kirk presides over an Enterprise crew that at least gets to go (Tony DeSergio’s Spock samples Kagney Linn Karter, Anthony Rosano’s Scotty goes warp speed on Jada Fire) where many men have gone before.

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