Newseater - Adult Edition

We’ve complained about this before, but … when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we’re bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they’ve brought us a true taste of why we’re so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we’re not. Why couldn’t they build the internet closer to the ocean?

· NUTS 50 Sexiest Beach Snaps Featuring Eve Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

So what’s so special about Nuts magazine’s “Big Boob Special”? After all, big boobs are pretty much their entire raison d’être, so publishing a layout of top heavy topless babes that includes usual suspects Lucy Pinder, Eve Wyrwal, and Lindsey Anne Strutt wouldn’t normally merit much fanfare. What makes this one unique is that it wasn’t those regulars that caught our eye, but the newest edition to their roster, Sammy Braddy. This isn;tt her first time in the nude (she’s got some Page 3-style antics under her belt), but now that we’ve been formally introduced she definitely has our rapt attention. Here’s hoping that like those who came before her, she becomes completely overexposed. In the good way.

· NUTS Giant Boobs Special (dailypoa.com)
· Star Babes :: Sammy Braddy (dailystar.co.uk)
· Sammy Braddy - Miss Maxim (maxim.co.uk)
· Sammy Braddy on MySpace (myspace.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We’re still not completely sure what we’re supposed to call her, but we do know that we still can’t get enough of the topless phenomenon that is Eve “Iga” Wyrwal. Obviously, the rest of the planet can’t either as this month’s Front magazine cover features what one of our lovely commenters refers to as , “the prettiest titties in the whole wide world.” Front helpfully provides a preview of the issue and some nice wallpapers of “your new favourite girl” on their Flickr account and while we don’t like to brag, she’s been one of our favourites (with a U, even) since back when we still thought she was two different people. A little multiple personality disorder never hurt anyone ,did it?

· EVE - your new favourite girl (Flickr)

Previously: Lies Make Porn Bloggers Cry: Will The Real Iga Please Stand Up?Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain’s Newest Export Import, All About Iga

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We don’t think we’ve ever seen these pictures of Iga/Eve Wyrwral before, but then again we get so dizzy looking at her that it’s easy to get confused. Uh, what day is it again? (dailypoa.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

It’s that time of year again … time to kick back with a nice tall glass of Night Train fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year’s crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject’s astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.

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10.

Pixie Pearl
According to a certain member of the Fleshbot staff, Burning Angel’s Pixie Pearl is “the girl that keeps me up at night.” No, we won’t tell you who it is … but Pixie, if a certain Fleshbot staff member approaches you in public sometime and throws herself at your feet in an insomniac frenzy, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

9.

Monique Alexander
Vivid’s wonderful contract star actually smiles at the camera. Who does that anymore? We applaud her courage in not sticking her finger coyly in her mouth at every opportunity and slapping her own ass. We would like to reserve that right for ourselves.

8.

Brandi Belle
The always delightful Brandi Belle manages to set herself apart from all those other amateur and solo gal sites out there by a geeky sense of humor and some genuinely hot setups for her videos. If her stunts haven’t made the initials “CFNM” sexy for you … well, you haven’t been paying close enough attention.

7.

Jenny Hendrix
The hardest-working woman in porn, Jenny Hendrix hasn’t even taken a nap since July. The world recently teetered at the brink of the abyss when she toyed with the idea of getting new boobs, but she has decided against it for the time being. At 22, she has at least three more months before things start going horribly wrong.

6.

Sophie Howard
It was hard to pick up a lad mag this year without running smack into Sophie Howard’s magnificent rack. Fortunately, running into Sophie Howard’s rack is something we can’t see ourselves getting sick of anytime soon.

5.
Eve (”Iga”) Wyrwal
It came from Poland … the mysterious Eve Wyrwal, that is, who was suddenly everywhere you looked on the babelog scene as “Iga” this fall and then started appearing under her even more consonant-heavy modeling name in the pages of lad mags not long after. Whatever she decides to call herself, we hope she sticks around for a while. (As long as she doesn’t keep adding to her aliases; we’re having a hard enough time keeping track of her appearances as it is.)

4.
Stoya
Stoya is more than just Digital Playground’s attempt at going Alt (whatever that means), but her non-mainstream porn pedigree is so much different—God’s Girls, Lzrbunny—from the Hawaiian Tropics via Hooters route taken by Jesse Jane that she is already the highest-profile contract girl with tats since Janine Lindemulder and the recently-departed Sophia Santi.

3.

Maria Ozawa
Maria Ozawa would have made Bill Murray’s character in “Lost in Translation” stay in Japan. (So what if she’s half Canadian?)

2.

Gianna Michaels
Had Michaels been around at the time of the great Renaissance artists no work would have been done, aside from them crawling over each other to get at her. (Save for Michelangelo of course; he didn’t go in for the boobies. Well, more for us.)

1.

Sasha Grey
Next year Sasha Grey turns 20, and she will no longer be America’s Sexy Mopey Teen. Luckily for us there is the Porno-Indistrial Complex which will ensure that she is in pigtails and plaid skirts until she’s at least 26. With luck, by then she will have blown up Chatsworth.

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See also Fleshbot’s Crush Object Hall Of Fame:

2005’s Crush Object Of The Year

Joanna Angel

2006’s Crush Object Of The Year

Dana DeArmond

(And all the other crush objects who made our 2005 and 2006 lists. We’ll always have a place in our hearts for you too.)

Original post by FLESHBOT