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Mere hours into her Vegas sojourn (and half a day before the AEE kickoff), your fearless leader encountered her very first pornstar. Standing in line for hotel check-in, she noticed a familiar looking blonde.

“Are you… Bree Olson?”

No.

“Ashlynn Brooke?”

Second time’s a charm.

Thankfully, I was not the only one to make this mistake. While on the floor the next morning, a colleague told me that Bree Olson was on the floor—when a quick sojourn to the Adam & Eve booth revealed she had not yet arrived. Ashlynn Brooke, however, was happily signing over at the FyreTV booth.

Original post by Lux Alptraum

AEE 2009 kicked off with Stormy Daniels cutting the ribbon at the door. Or would have, at least, if the scissors had worked. Instead, we got Stormy ripping the ribbon. As long as it’s broken, right?

· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

As you read this, your fearless leader is somewhere above flyover country, on her way to the land of casinos, convention centers, and pornstars. It’s that time again: the Adult Entertainment Expo is upon us!

For the next few days, two members of Team Fleshbot (or as we like to call ourselves, Lux and Gram) will be reporting to you live from the Sands Expo Center, giving you an inside look at all the Vegas action (and trying really hard to get Supreme Commandresses Stoya and Joanna Angel to make out).

While we’re in Vegas, the lovely and talented Auryn will be helping out with posts, making sure you get your daily dose of smut even as we (well, I) are getting terribly distracted by sexually harassing every Crush Object in sight.

See you on the flip side, kids!

· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you’ll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes!

Straight from the desk of the AEE press staff:

For the first time ever at the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, fans will take center stage and display their “hottest” features and appendages, showing off their skills for the crowds at AEE. Fan attendees can vote for their favorite contestants in the heart of the main exhibit area on the FyreTV stage throughout the show from Friday, January 9 thru Sunday, January 11, 2009 at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, Nevada.

AEE fan contests will include a worldwide search for the fan with the “hottest ass,” present mothers and fathers with the “hottest MILF” and “hottest FILF” titles, and select the “hottest fan” from the audience. Other FyreTV stage contests will award the fan who fakes the sexiest orgasm, wins the wet t-shirt contest, and skillfully pole dance. Couples can participate and compete against other couples in the Valhalla Vacation Club Game Show. Prizes will include exotic vacations to world famous resorts in the Caribbean and Mexico, a FyreTV set top box with free minutes, a complimentary evening at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club with limousine service, and cash prizes.

Of course, if you want to impress your favorite pornstars, you won’t have to do all that. In fact, to win the hearts of your most adored Crush Objects, all you have to do is shower. (Seriously. Just ask Mika Tan.)

· FyreTV Stage Schedule (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Though we were were saddened by the passing of pinup queen Bettie Page, the subsequent trend of Bettie Page tributes certainly helped to brighten our day—especially the ones featuring Darenzia.

Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School offered a tribute to the original alt model, with the equally inspirational Darenzia donning some Bettie-inspired outfits for an afternoon of art modeling. Though it’s not quite the same as being in the presence of the actual Bettie Page, well, we’re pretty sure it’s close.

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· Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School (drsketchy.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum