Yoshimi Does Not Battle the Pink Robots [Wiska]
Posted in blondes, dvd, anal, japanese, hentai, AB, straight, Rocco Siffredi, Evil Angel, Wiska, Animal Trainer, Macroc, Omar Galanti on December 11th, 2008
Rocco Siffredi’s new Animal Trainer movie—his 26th—features a scene in which a half-ninja/half kitten schoolgirl battles a flying robot crocodile. Or so we thought….
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It turns out that Wiska and Macroc are not characters from a Japanese adult cartoon called Sailor Kitty. They are, instead, a pair of Eastern European blondes who have a lot of sex with each other and Omar Galanti, which actually turns out to be more of what we were in the market for.
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· Evil Angel (www.evilangel.com)
· Buy “Rocco: Animal Trainer 26″ (gamelink.com)
Original post by pweasels
Years ago, a certain Fleshbot contributor used to be married to a certain pornstar-turned-director (hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game). Walking into the Stephen Hicks studio for one of his wife’s shoots, this writer may have met a really cool pervert photographer with serious aspirations (for the purposes of this post, we’ll call him Jonni Darkko). Snapping away at record speeds, the talented young Darkko begged to escape the porno equivalent of salt mines and get into production hell. But guys this talented don’t even need to ask for help—in less than a year, we couldn’t even book him on our shows without at least two months notice!
Much as in that “Highlander” movie, European smut directors are in a constant battle to be crowned the reigning king of filthy, perverted sex. Which is why they’re constantly on the lookout for their next big starlet, the girl that will propel them and their cinematic vehicles to new heights of megastardom. And what exactly qualifies an up-and-coming adult film actress to fulfill this weighty obligation? Well, an elastic sense of personal boundaries is important, along with a willingness to try new things with new people and a lack of a gag reflex. Veteran French director Christoph Clark thinks he may just have found the perfect specimen in his latest protégé Cindy Hope … and from what we’ve seen of Cindy so far, we’re inclined to agree.
Which is why we both understand and are a little perplexed by the title of this, her showcase title. On the one hand, “Cindy Hope Is Fresh On Cock” conveys both her novelty and raw sexual appeal. On the other hand … well, surely we’re not the only ones who think it sounds really awkward, almost like it was translated from the Bulgarian or something. Who uses the expression “Fresh on Cock” (or anything else) anyway?
Thinking of downloading an Evil Angel title from a file sharing network the next time you’re feeling frisky? You might get more than you bargained for … you know, 
Imported French sex machine and part-time gynecologist Manuel Ferrara may hold only a tenuous grasp of the English language—we could barely understand a word of his grateful acceptance speech at last year’s AVN Awards. But that hasn’t stopped legions of Freedom Fry-eating smut fans from admiring his oeuvre. After all, even the most rabidly patriotic among us have to admire the folks who invented the ménage a trois.
In “Slutty & Sluttier 7″, gammy beauty Lucy Belle joins Ferrara and a friend at a coffee shop for some public pussy teasing and exhibitionism before being spirited away to a private residence and treated to some world-class ass fucking. Later, pale and raven-tressed Milka experiments with a lollipop in a yeast-defying act of rebellion on a public train. Then Jasmine Black takes on two men at once before the copper coiffed Valentina Blue gets her turn to ski slalom; all are awarded the appropriately for their exertions. But despite watching this several times, we stillc an’t tell who’s “sluttier” and who is merely “slutty”. Maybe they use those terms differently Over There.