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After endless rumors and speculations about the blond sex goddess possibly jumping ship, Fleshbot was able to confirm late this evening that Adam & Eve contract starlet Kayden Kross will indeed be resigning with the company for yet another glorious year!

After the amazing slew of hot releases we’ve seen over the last 12 months, we couldn’t be happier for her—or for ourselves! We can’t imagine a better fate than spending 2009 eagerly anticipating ever harder and filthier scenes from the breathtakingly beauty.

Guess that’s one more thing to “Kross” off our Christmas list, get it? Whatever!

Original post by DCypher

newVideoPlayer(”/Dirtyknees.flv”, 752, 423,”");It’s not every day that celebrated alt inventor Eon McKai releases a new vehicle for his pornographic expression—and it’s not everyone who gets a sneak peek at his upcoming releases, either. That’s why we consider ourselves true insiders for being the first in the industry (or the world, for that matter) to be offered the privilege of screening the new trailer for his latest altporn epic, “On My Dirty Knees.” Amazing, we know, but it’s all in a day’s work for a Fleshbot contributor. Happy Tuesday ‘bating, and season’s beatings from McKai & Co!

· “On My Dirty Knees” trailer (eonmckai.com)

Original post by DCypher

The nerds at Nerdcore love us so much, they’ve given us even more uncensored, exclusive peeks at their super sweet calendar. To the left, we have Jana Cova and Georgia Jones, after the jump, find out who gets to conquer Mars… topless! Want to show your thanks to these generous nerds? If you’re in LA, the launch party is tonight at 7 at Golden Apple Comics. If you’re not in LA, well—thankfully, through the power of the internet, you can still buy the calendar.

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Well, look at that! Justine Joli, on Mars! We always knew she was destined for greatness.

· Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

We have to admit that we’ve been feeling a bit of calendar fatigue—it’s not even Thanksgiving, and we’re already pretty much over this whole “2009″ thing. Or were, at least, until we got a peek at the Mishka NYC calendar. Shot by Ellen Stagg, and featuring such illustrious Crush Objects as Justine Joli, Zoli, Mandy Morbid, and—last but certainly not least—Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, the thirteen month calendar has given us a reason to believe again. Believe in naked calendars, that is. Need your own personal faithlift? Check after the jump for an exclusive preview of some of our very favorite months (the ones with naked girls, duh!).

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· Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Gallons of (digital) ink have already been spilled trying to get to the roots of why so many Americans revile Rethuglican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin yet have such an overwhelming desire to see her fucked hard in each and every hole. With most of the planet (rightly) believing that there’s a lot at stake in this election, media pundits mirror the angst of the public—the thinly veiled rage boiling just under the surface after nearly a decade of corruption, bald faced lies, obfuscation of justice, and arrogant entitlement at the expense of the rest of the us—by pointing out every misstep of the gun toting Wasilla beauty queen. One member of the media elite even referred to Palin as the ultimate pin-up girl for people who don’t believe in masturbation.

With less than two weeks until the election, the GOP has turned on itself, pointing fingers at each other and actualizing the kind of erratic behavior they’ve been accused of for months now. The bottom line is that there’s more than a likely chance (if polls are any indication) that the neo-con and evangelicals’ new favorite cheerleader will soon be packing up her $150,000 wardrobe and heading back to the crystal meth capital of Alaska while Tina Fey goes back to work at 30 Rock. But where will that leave the rest of us? Holding our proverbial dicks in our virtual hands—that’s where!

But wait, there’s hope! As we’ve discussed at length, freedom fighter and political antagonist Larry Flynt has been hard at work, producing a sex parody that’ll give the nation ample fodder to get our electoral rocks off. We may never get to the roots of why we find her so eminently fuckable, but at least we’ll always have a souvenir of the days before this great country rode over the edge of the abyss with divisive partisan politics. In these last dark hours, before we lose the ability to believe in “hope” or “change,” let’s enjoy this fine pornographic accomplishment together. We’re sure the memory of its beautiful hardcore action will keep us going this time next year, when we’re roasting pigeons over our trashcan fires, huddling together for warmth in one of the sprawling tent cities soon to be springing up all over America!

We’d like to imagine that one day soon Sarah herself will watch it—ideally, naked on all fours wearing only those sexy MILF glasses, with the First Dude mounting her from behind while she screams at the top of her lungs “Drill Baby Drill!!”

What? Too soon? Yeah… maybe you’re right.

Thanks to Hustler for this exclusive gallery (only on Fleshbot, kids!), and to Larry for—yet again—being the only one think about the pervert vote.

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· Hustler (hustler.com)

Original post by DCypher