Newseater - Adult Edition

We sort of didn’t realize that the identity of Randy Blue model “Q” was supposed to be some big secret … after all, it’s not like that mask was much of a disguise, and we’ve spent enough time drooling over Quentin Elias to recognize that chest tattoo anywhere. But we’ll play along with the whole routine just so they don’t feel bad or anything: ZOMFG CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE NEW RANDY BLUE MODEL IS ACTUALLY FORMER FRENCH BOY BAND MEMBER AND CHELSEA BOY-ABOUT-TOWN QUENTIN ELIAS????!?!?!!! There. Everyone happy now? (starrfucker.net; more @ randyblue.com + quentinelias.com)

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Thanks to the heroic efforts of a few valiant boybloggers out there, we need not wonder any more what college quarterback Riley Skinner is hiding under that rattlesnake — you can check out his other snake in its full uncensored glory right here. Careful, though: this one looks pretty dangerous too. (scott-o-rama.com; also spotted @ kennethinthe212.blogspot.com)

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Thanks to the heroic efforts of a valiant boyblogger out there, we need not wonder any more what college quarterback Riley Skinner is hiding under that rattlesnake — you can check out his other snake in its full uncensored glory right here. Careful, though: this one looks pretty dangerous too. (scott-o-rama.com)

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Celebrity crotch flashes may come and go, but Paris Hilton’s vagina is forever. In this ever-changing world, isn’t it nice to know there are some things you can still count on? (drunkenstepfather,.com)

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Oh, Nicolette Sheridan … as if it weren’t enough for you to be running around with your boob hanging out of your bikini top lately, must we watch you getting humped on the beach by your boyfriend Michael Bolton too? We thought that whole “aging gracefully” concept meant leaving things like that to the Britneys and Lindsays of the world—but as long as you seem to be reliving your reckless youth, we’re not complaining. (bastardly.com)

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