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We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photo of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she’s more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That’s the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of Hollywood-Newsroom.com were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she’s already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain’t democracy wonderful?

• “Sarah Palin Nude, Hot and NSFW. Get out the Vote!” (hollywood-newsroom.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

We’re all for free-style fucking … where stuff just, you know, happens. Organically, as it were, as well as orgasmically. But there’s something to be said for the more structured variety of sex; the kind where we find ourselves saying “Yes ma’am,” or “Yes sir.” The bloggers in today’s roundup of some of the most demanding moments in the sex blog scene know what we mea: they give (and receive) such specific directions that there’s really nothing to do but obey first and ask questions later. Much later. Like, after everyone’s clothes are back on.

Don’t step out of line with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Loaner

“My Master asked me to call you. He said I’m coming to see you at your apartment tomorrow night and I’m to ask you for any instructions you might have.”

Oh boy.

I most DEFINITELY had instructions.

I had seen photos of her curvaceous lovely body. So I told her to wear clothes that highlighted her cleavage.

I told her that her vocabulary would be limited to the words “yes, please” from the moment she entered my apartment.

I told her that I’d use a paddle on her ass if she broke that rule. I also told her when to arrive and cautioned that she’d receive one smack from the paddle for each minute she was late.

She was one minute late.

- No-Brow

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Another Evening Without an ASBO

‘Yes, it’s not bad, is it?’ I said whilst stradding Greg’s thick cock and grabbing onto the side of the tub. I love it for the way I can get into all sorts of acrobatic positions that I’d never be able to accomplish out of the water. The water was washing away my fluids as fast as I was producing them but once the big head of his cock slid through the entrance, he went in easily. We kissed and for a moment, it felt like it was just the two of us. We have a special kind of intimacy. Not the intimacy of two people who love each other but the intimacy of two people who have known each other a long time.

- Suzanne Portnoy

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The Baptism

The sensation of carnivorous, enveloping heat made him whimper, and the sister at his lips slipped a long, satisfied hissing breath into his mouth. Jean-Michel felt his soul abandon him, releasing a long-dormant beast within his heart. He reached beneath the surface and grabbed at Mary’s exquisitely formed ass, pushing her onto his cock. Her hips rolled as she rode him, holding him tight with her legs, her tight, hot passage milking him. She gave a low growl and bit into his lower lip.
Pain and pleasure bloomed in equal measure. He savoured his own blood on his lips at the same time she did. The taste triggered something inside her, for she tilted back her bloody mouth and keened as her body shuddered violently.

- Remittance Girl

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Deeper

I felt it slowly slide between my legs. Moving from mid-thigh up towards my ass. Was I awake? I couldn’t be. But I don’t usually have such vivid dreams like this. It felt heavy and substantial. It was soft and yet firm. Then I felt a shift on the bed. Someone lowering themselves onto me. It was quick and precise. A hand on the back of my neck forcing my face down into the bed. I felt the full weight of their body on top of me. The thickness burrowing deeper between my legs.

- Defending the Raven

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My First (Proper) Kiss

Then she took my hand. She started slowly caressing my palm with her fingertips and nails. Rubbing my flesh in hers like a piece of clay. I was silent except for my tiny gasps for breath. I tried to focus all of the terror into my hand and let Sarah take it away, mash it in her soft fingers until it was nothing.

She lifted my arm and placed her soft, full lips against my palm. I sighed and felt a familiar excitement surge within me. She kept kissing my hand and caressing my wrist and arm. Teasing me with the promise of what her touch could be. I was on fire and I was still terrified.

- The Best Sex Bloggers

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Morning Bliss

Soon enough I turn up the vibrations, low at first, sliding it out a couple of times to run it over my clit, before turning it up high and ramming it in. I’m crying out as I cum over and over, clutching wildly at my pillow, at my headboard, writhing and thrusting my hips against an imaginary lover. I cannot contain my cries, nor do I want to, and I’ve long ago given up counting orgasms, as I normally lose count in the high twenties, and I’m probably already nearing that number.

- Even the Tightest Bonds are Sweetest Silk

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• Thumbnail via Men In Pain (TGP/preview gallery @ femdomhub.com, via Ask Jolene)
• See also: Sugasm #145: The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)
• Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

You know, there are lots of things to enjoy about being a girl. If having breasts weren’t enough, what’s not to like about multiple orgasms? Not that we don’t love the boys—trust us, we love the boys—but girls are just so awesome. Just ask the authors of this week’s selection of some of the hottest entries from the sex blog scene—they adore girls too! How do we know? Because they ravish the women in their lives over bathroom sinks with cocks both biological and strap-on after planning out elaborately sensual weekends. Is an amazing blow-job thanks enough for such a treat? We’d have to give a resounding yes to that one.

Celebrate sugar and spice and everything nice (and not-so-nice) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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I do. As often as I possibly can.

He closed the door behind us, but I don’t think he bothered to lock it. He pushed me over and I gripped the sink as he ran his hands up my thighs, lifting my dress, rubbing my ass framed by the garters. He gave my butt a few little slaps and reached in front to rub my pussy through my damp underwear, making them wetter than they already were, until he finally just pulled them down and off over my heels.

- Fuck: A Love Story

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Fantasies and Firsts (Part Two)

She’s ridden me before, but this is a completely new experience. The desire is raw and needy, and she stares down at me from her perch, enjoying the blatant play of emotions dancing across my face. Below the harness, my clit is hard and it takes all my self-control not to thrust upward into her in response to her movement. She grabs my hand and places my thumb over her clit, and as I describe circles on it, the muscles in her thighs tense and I know she’s close. The movement is hard and fast now, and the moans from her throat are deep and guttural. When she climaxes it’s harder than I’ve ever seen her come. Her whole body, glistening with sweat, shakes and contracts and bucks against me. I could swear I can actually feel the contractions through the shaft of my cock.

- Natt Nightly

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Generous Endowment

He kisses me hello, his hand going down my back and grabbing my ass cheeks.

As he pulls me toward him, right there on the front porch, I feel his hard cock pushing against my hip.

I murmur a comment about his obvious excitement and he blushes and won’t meet my eyes.

I say his name.

His head remains down as he kisses the swell of my breasts, grabbing my wrist and putting my hand on his crotch.

- Ambient Storm’s Provocative Persiflage

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A Quick Worship of Cock

My nipples are my cock-sucker knobs. You lean forward to tweak and pull of my nipples. With that I move closer to your hardening shaft…your hands move my head to it’s resting place…the top of your cock and my lips split to take you into my mouth. My lips and tongue begin to love your cock in their own special way immediately.

- The Fellatrices

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Diversion

He was already hard by my enthusiasm and dove in with two fingers, making me cum immediately. My body shakes when I cum, quivers from the toes up. I squirted in the palm of his hand with the force of my orgasm. He laughed out loud, “Damn, baby, you are horny!”

In response, I pulled out my right breast and grabbed his head, bringing him close. I whispered in his ear, “When I cum next time, bite down on my nipple.” He didn’t respond, his mouth full with my soft round flesh. I came again and again, two fingers grew to three.

Forever Mistress

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Be ready

This weekend you’re mine. I am in control. Be willing.

I will kiss you. I will touch you. I will tie you up and blindfold you. I will spank you. I will taste you and tease you and lick you. I will play with your breasts and squeeze your nipples and stroke your clit and slip my fingers inside you.

- PACKING VOCALS

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Thumbnail via Real Orgasm Videos (TGP/preview gallery @ realorgasmvideos.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

August. Even the name sounds oppressive to us. And when the temperatures heat up, it’s important to stay hydrated. While some of us try beat the heat by spending time next to bodies of water, the writers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are spending theirs next to … well, other wet bodies. There’s something fantastical about fucking when it’s so hot: the tastes and smells; the way wet skin begs to be licked. Sloppy blowjobs and shiny pussylips abound. There’s a reason they call them the dog days of summer, you know: these stories are so hot they’ll leave you panting.

Getting thirsty? We thought so. But not to worry; always the gracious hostess, Madeline remembered to bring some extra Gatorade along after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Madeline Glass

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I worship your cock
I adore your cock and as much as I want you to fuck me I need you in my mouth. I wrap my hand around your shaft and lick the tip of your cock, running my tongue around the ridges. Cupping your balls in my other hand. After a minute I remove my hands and take as much of you into my mouth as possible. Feeling you pushing against the back of my throat, me relaxing into it. This is just a prelude to sex I tell myself. I don’t want to make you come; I want to suck your cock for hours.
- Executive Erotica (executiveerotica.blogspot.com)

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Popping My Cherry
Thankfully she took control, undoing my jeans and pulling out my cock, kissing me softly as she rubbed my dick, then taking me in her mouth, sucking me all the way into her throat, letting me reach into her hair and push her head up and down. It was so fucking horny I was getting light headed.
- Fantasy Nuggets (fantasy-nuggets.blogspot.com)

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Getting to Fuck the Neighbor 18
I was nearly delirious, as he continued pumping my cock. I was no longer in control of my body, as I felt myself convulsing and shuddering uncontrollably. He had one of his hands spread across my chest, holding me against his body, as he continued his dialog in my ear. The other hand was stroking me faster than I’ve ever been stroked. I could no longer discern the up and down motion on my cock, instead just feeling a perpetual wave of arousal.
My body started to tremble, and I lost myself. “Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Don’t stop. Please don’t stop,” I begged.
- Diary of a Gay Dad (lastbreath.wordpress.com)

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Sex and Nachos
The wand comes on. In a few minutes, while he watches and thrusts and sighs, I start screaming low in my throat, because my clit feels like it is under attack from an invading army and has chosen to run in six different directions. I grab the sheet and twist with my free hand, and come in waves that, amazingly, don’t stop. Between our legs things get wetter, and warmer.

The final spasms push his penis backward, and as I lay and quiver-twitch he runs a finger up my side. “Can I go back in?” he says. That same voice from before, a boy begging for sweets.
- A Place to Draw Blood Laughing

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Passionate Hotel Sex with My Barista
She rolls over, ass pointing straight up. I work my fingers in and begin the process of getting her use to my girth. My young Barista begins to play with her pussy, helping the relaxation. As I watch her play with herself, I notice how wet and glistened her fingers are becoming…shes about ready to cum again!
- Confessions of an Adulterer

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Tied - Part 1
You allow your hands to touch her then. A light touch, feeling her ass. Running your fingertips over her curves, down her thighs to her knees and back up the inside. Pressing gently, you push her legs wider. Her cunt glistens. The crop alone has aroused her. Your fingers smooth her pussy lips and you dip a finger inside her. So wet for you. She gasps softly, her muscles tightening around you briefly before you pull your finger back out.
- Dirty Little Mind

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Eating my own
He rose and shoved me onto my back and slid his cock into me, deep, easily. I gasped and my body clenched around his cock, shuddering a release. He grinned at me, then withdrew quickly and slid up on his knees so his cock was in my face. I didn’t hesitate at all, sucking him into my mouth, tasting our combined fluids. I moved further down his shaft with my tongue until my mouth found the thicker juice on the base and down on his balls…
- My Husband’s Slut

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See also: Sugasm #142: The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail: Naughty Poolside Sex (@ Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers.

So who do we root for in “Kiss Attack,” this comic art/porn/hip hop/rave/drag effort by artist Carlos Batts and his wife, the zaftig April Flores, who plays lead vampire babe Ms. Sangre? Well, in that Sangre’s sisters include Sasha Grey, Sara Vandella, and a woman named La Cholita, we vote for the bloodsuckers, stupid.

Batts enlisted the help of New Mexico artist Nathan Carlisle, whose splendid animations fleshed out characters (like Drakul) that budget restrictions prevented from human depiction.

But where “Kiss Attack” really succeeds (as it should) is in its sex scenes, each with its own color palette, such as this one with the pale and lush Sara Vandalla and this vivid (small v) exchange with Sasha Grey.

Do we really learn anything new about vampires in “Kiss Attack”? Er, no. But they’re a fuckload sexier than werewolves.

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· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
· Buy “Kiss Attack”@ Amazon (yes, amazon.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante