Newseater - Adult Edition

The reason most criminals get caught is because they don’t really think their plan through. For starters, robbing a bank makes sense, but robbing a sperm bank is just pointless. You can find that stuff anywhere and it’s not that hard to collect. (Don’t worry fellas—your deposits are insured.) Also, no matter what kind of institution you decided to knock over, you have to keep yourself properly covered at all times. All those witnesses will easily be able to pick this girl’s tits out of a police lineup.

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· “Bank robbery” (RedTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Fisting may seem like one of those “don’t try this at home” sex tricks, along the lines of making and serving ass smoothies or sticking baseball bats up your partner’s ass. But as these two amateurs demonstrate, it’s not just for pornstars: it’s something regular people can enjoy too! Sure, it takes a bit of practice (and a lot of lube), but with enough patience, you’ll be keeping pace with the pros in the fisting Olympics in no time. Assuming that someone actually organizes the fisting Olympics someday, that is.

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· Fisting fun (megarotic.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

The Most Important Movie To Be Released This Or Any Other Summer came out to near unanimous praise last week, but it did have one fatal flaw: it chose to have two horribly disfigured men as the villains instead of, say, a sexy female seductress dressed in a skin-tight catsuit. That’s a pretty boneheaded move by the producers if you ask us. But even we didn’t realize the missed potential until we saw this post on High on Sex about Catwoman porn. Maybe these babes don’t measure up to Eartha Kitt’s naughty purring, but they are certainly nastier and harder to tame. How many of the nine sequels, er … lives does the franchise have left?

· Catwoman Naked (RedTube)

· Catwoman gets fisted (RedTube)

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· Catwoman Video Thursday

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Previously: Mystery Men (And Women): Top Ten Masked Sex Videos Not Starring Batman

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Bloggers understand the value of group therapy sessions. Tell your problems to the whole world and they magically go away! But what if your “issues” go beyond the usual psycho head case stuff? What if it’s some sort of physical problem? Well, group sessions can help in that department, too. You should have trained professionals to walk you through the healing, of course–and you should probably be cool with letting other group members blow your boyfriend–but having several people willing to stuff things inside you really drives home the message that the universe cares about you.

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· “doctor’s visit” (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

To be honest, we hate the title of Raging Stallion’s newish fisting-themed feature. It looks like a typo, and it reeks of domestic beer, oversized televisions and ill-advised leather sectionals … not to mention tiny, tiny appendages. It is, perhaps, our least favorite neologism of the past several years.

As design trends go, then, the “mancave” is preposterous. But given the size of the rectal cavities featured in “ManCaves”, we’re gonna let it slide. Seriously: tiny appendages not welcome. Are there bats in there, apart from the baseball variety? And did any of the tops try yodeling into that gaping abyss? -RR

· Raging Stallion’s “ManCaves” (store.ragingstallion.com)

Original post by Fleshbot