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Nicollette Sheridan may have won our hearts (and, um, our other parts too) with her role on “Desperate Housewives” — but after seeing pictures of lovely Nicollette on the beach in a bikini, we’re starting to feel as though we’re the truly desperate ones. Desperate to see more pictures of Nicollette Sheridan, that is.

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

It’s been almost a year since the last time we gazed upon Jennifer Aniston’s bikini-clad bod, and seeing it again is like being reunited with an old, dear friend. Jennifer, we simply must stay in better touch! Let us know the next time you head off to Cabo, okay? We’ll be sure to hop on the next plane down to join you (or at least keep a close watch for more photos of you in bikinis.).

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

The paparazzi may be beside themselves wondering about the identity of the mystery man who accompanied pan-European glamourpuss Michelle Hunziker to the beaches of Brazil … but we’re way too preoccupied with the complicated task of gazing at Michelle’s ass to devote even the slightest brain space to that question. Come on, people: Priorities. (Gallery after the jump.)

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

Cindy Crawford may be “retired” or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but … wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard.

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Original post by Dashiell Bennett

When we posted that topless photo of Jess Origliasso earlier this week, we didn’t expect it to be a big deal. After all, we post sexy photos of pop divas we never heard of all the time—who knew these boobs would be any different? Turns out that she really is like, popular or something, and that’s led to a dispute over whether or not said boobs really belong to Jess. So we figured we’d offer a little more evidence for you celebrity forensic nudeogists out there.

After the jump you’ll find two more pictures in the set that included the scandalous picture in question. We didn’t include them originally because, you know, they’re not naked. But maybe they’ll offer some insight for those who still aren’t sure whether those boobs really are Jess’s.

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(And as for what this has done for her career: well, we didn’t know who she was before, and now we do. So something worked! She may be singing “Goodbye to you”, but we hope she sticks around 4ever. (See? Her stuff really is catchy!)

· Photo Source: BIG Australia/Flynetonline.com

Original post by Lux Nightmare