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Time Out Chicago Gets Hungry For Sex [Sex Culture]

Posted in sex culture, magazines, media, chicago, food, AB, straight, polysexual, Print on October 22nd, 2008

Time Out New York’s not the only city guide that can put together a sex issue: their sibling publication Time Out Chicago has followed suit, with a special issue focusing on the intersection of food and sex. The issue’s jampacked with useful information: reviews of aphrodisiacs, advice on putting together the perfect whipped cream bikini, tips for getting it on with your fruit and veggie friends, and some steamy stories of sex in the kitchen. Dinner (and lunch, and breakfast, and snack time) will never be the same again.

· Time Out Chicago: Hungry For Sex? (timeout.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

Hot Mess: Top Ten Sexy Messy Videos [Hardcore]

Posted in top, hardcore, asian, clips, video, food, AB, Messy, straight on October 7th, 2008

If there’s one thing we like better than photos of messy girls, it’d have to be videos of messy girls — not the least because videos allow you see the mess in action. Whether it’s cake frosting being smeared all over a hot nubile body, a sexy roll in the paint, or just some good old fashioned lesbian mud wrestling, well, there are just some things that make us grateful for the invention of video. After the jump, dive into the mess (and don’t worry about getting your clothes dirty. That’s part of the fun!).

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_1.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Don’t these girls know there is a food shortage? (youporn.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_2.flv”, 506, 423,”"); ebony oil up (youporn.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_3.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Lesbian Mud Wrestling gets downright nasty (megarotic.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_4.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Young Sex and Birthday Cake 1/4 (megarotic.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_5.flv”, 506, 423,”"); yummy chocolate syrup!!! (megarotic.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_6.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Hot Asian Fetish Sex (megarotic.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_7.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Hot Chick Playing With Paint (megarotic.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_8.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Sex in paint (megarotic.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_9.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Nasty mud granny (redtube.com)

newVideoPlayer(”/messy_10.flv”, 506, 423,”"); PattyCake, Covered In Cake (pornhub.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

Mmm, Melon Ballers [Flesh Flicks]

Posted in wtf, flesh flicks, hardcore, clips, video, food, AB, cumshots, straight, spitting, watermelon on September 17th, 2008

Adding food to your lovemaking session is a pretty standard way to spice up your bedroom activities, but some foods work better than others. Honey, chocolate sauce, strawberries, and even ice cubes are all classic sexy treats. Watermelon, however, generally isn’t. We’re not saying they can’t work, just that they’re very heavy to carry aroun—and spitting all those seeds everywhere isn’t our idea of hot (though we’re sure it’s someone else’s). On the other hand, stopping mid-coitus to answer interview questions from a goofy-hatted reporter doesn’t excite us eithe. But there’s no accounting for taste.

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·Couple play with watermelon then fuck” (PornHub)


Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Sex Blog Roundup: The Girls Of Summer [Sex Blogs]

Posted in dildos, top, blogs, text, lesbian, ass, erotica, stories, sex blogs, food, domination, AB, straight, tease, sunny lane, polysexual, Submission, Cake, Feature, girl on girl action, fucking machines, bigpic=true on August 26th, 2008

Lovely ladies’ late-season lasciviousness leads off today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, and we are left absolutely enchanted by their antics (if a little sweaty). Even in these pre-Labor Day dog days, who wouldn’t love to be seduced by a fetching domme with a whip and a buttplug? Or watch a minxy vixen riding a fucking machine? We’d love to spy quietly from the corner at an early-morning romp or a late-night display of wet-cunt teasing, especially if said corner was air conditioned. And later, if we’re hungry? We’ll take one cake-girl with lickable frosting, please. To go.

Watch ‘em soak up the sun (and other things) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Fucking Him, Fucking Me

I pushed the plug against his pouting ring and he began to open up for me. Boy, was he ready for penetration the plug slipped in with ease and I took a firm hold of his balls and gently tugged downwards on them. His cock was swaying beneath him, semi erect and starting to drip pre cum on to the sheet below.

- AlexSuze.com

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Pool Party

MasterDoc decided to put me on the sybian. I set it up and got on. He controlled the vibration and I ground my clit into the machine. He got me really hot and when I asked to be allowed to come he made me ask again, louder and louder until people could hear me. He teased me for a bit and I begged for orgasm. Finally he let me and I screamed, moaned, my vagina clenching the dildo of the sybian.

- Diary of a Kinky Librarian

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Heat

Sex at any time is delicious, but particularly so when lovers are just waking up. Their minds are free from everyday concerns, their bodies are relaxed, their organs poised to perform. Nimue’s cunt, secreting volumes of lubricant, swallowed my cock whole, gave it back to me, and swallowed it again in a steady and timeless rhythm.

- la petite mort

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Fantasy #4- Let them eat cake.

After everyone has a piece, they leave their seats and whisper, “Peach, blueberry, kiwi.”

Each person’s palate detected a different flavor from the girl on the table, who is now alone with Reagan. They watch as he carefully moves between her legs. Sliding his fingers inside of her, he parts the layers to her center. Bending forward, he disappears between her thighs. His tongue slides up and down her pussy, finding the real treat. Her hands grasp his head as he sucks the filling out of her. The guests wait patiently as he takes his time eating her out. When he finally stands, his cheeks and lips are red and swollen.

- Where are you going, where have you been?

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In Focus

I turn slightly in my chair, shifting toward you and remove shirt, draping it to the arm rest. Your view is no longer impaired. I am slick, wet and swollen with my own arousal. This is what I wanted you home for this afternoon. My fingers slide between my pussy lips, opening them and glossing them in dewy moisture. Each stroke brings me one degree closer to throbbing climax. I stroke and circle my clit, dipping into my honeyed center.

- The Sensualist’s Soul Desire

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Floating World #7-Getting Topped by Sexyhusband

It was around this point that I felt the slow descent into submissive space (aka “sub space”) began to speed up. For those who have never felt it, it’s basically a rush of endorphins, not unlike what you might feel on a roller coaster (should you be an enthusiast) or what you feel post orgasm except it keeps going on and on. The pain begins to not just be pleasurable, but the source of pleasure that radiates to your nipples and to your clit (or cock, depending on your plumbing). You begin to be able to take harder more consistent pain, and stop caring about (or even begin to welcome) the possible consequences…

- Deliciously Naughty

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• Thumbnail star: Sunny Lane @ Hot Chicks Big Asses (thebrazzers.com + hotchicksbigasses.com)
• Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive


Original post by Fleshbot

If you can’t afford an expensive prescription, … [World Of Peen]

Posted in food, AB, straight, world of peen, Viagra on July 2nd, 2008

If you can’t afford an expensive prescription, you might be able to find a natural solution to your boner problems at your local grocery store: recent studies have shown that watermelons contain ingredients that work like Viagra. Which explains that one night after our Fourth of July picnic last year … (nerve.com, thumbnail via justteensite.com via Ask Jolene)


Original post by Lux Nightmare