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Hustler magazine has always been known for subtlety and intellectual rigor, but there are times when even when a stuffy porn mag wants to let its hair down a little. That’s how you end up with a paper spinoff like “Hustler Humor,” which is sort of the like Playboy Jokes page turned up to 11 in color. Sadly, we don’t have copies of the actual magazine, but if this gallery of historical covers is any indication, it retained the dry wit and tasteful sensibility of the parent magazine—with a steady diet of vibrator jokes, angry middle fingers, and overt racism. Fun for the whole family!

We don’t believe that this magazine is published anymore—which is too bad, because fart jokes that involve actual farts and Ronald Reagan zingers never really get old. Plus, we haven’t seen a good “flasher” joke since our Mad magazine subscription ran out years ago.

· Hustler Humor Covers 1980 to 1998 (xpozio.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Sure, we’ve seen that paint-by-numbers SFW porn gimmick many times before—but not in video form, so we couldn’t help laughing at this advertisement for Diesel’s 30th anniversary. Sometimes the easy jokes are easy for a reason. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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· Diesel SFW XXX (break.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Sure, we’ve seen that paint-by-numbers SFW porn gimmick many times before—but never in video form! So we couldn’t help laughing at this advertisement for an international party Diesel is throwing for its 30th anniversary next month. Sometimes the easy jokes are easy for a reason. Video after the jump.

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• Diesel SFW XXX (break.com)
• Diesel Dirty Thirty (diesel.com)
• Make Porn Work-Safe: THE MOVIE! (forums.somethingawful.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Today’s tabloids have become so dirty and exploitative—not like the good old days of responsible celebrity journalism. It’s a little something called “class,” people. Look it up! (more sex and weirdness @ Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We don’t understand why everyone in Brooklyn was so concerned about Babeland opening a new store in the notoriously family-friendly neighboorhood of Park Slope. It looks like this kid is having a great time there! (brownstoner.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett