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Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play’s take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that range from the odd to the slightly off-putting to the downright grotesque.

Take, for example, Secretary Sam: you can get her to jump, jiggle, and gyrate for you; get topless and play around with her friends Action Amy and Nurse Nikki; or, if that’s not doing it for you, you can just up and shoot her in the face. Somehow, we just can’t shake the suspicion that this whole thing was developed by (and possibly for) twelve-year-old boys—but hey, if you’ve desperately been searching for a game that will allow you to (virtually) ogle hot girls and torture them in odd and disturbing ways, well, say hello to your new favorite thing. (Sample game play below.)
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· Fun 2 Play (fun2play.tv)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Up until now, we’d more or less ignored any and all news about and promotional materials for Paul Rudd/Seann William Scott vehicle “Role Models”—because really, we’d pay attention why? However, that changes today, since they’ve just put out something that’s made us sit up and take notice: “The Mammary Game,” an online game that combines two of our most favorite things of all, memory games and (of course) boobs. The game comes in two flavors: the regular, work safe(ish) version, where the boobs are covered by bras and bikini tops, and the actually good, restricted version, which offers up some full-on nipplage. And the best thing of all? You can easily skip all the promotional video clips and just cut right to the boob-filled chase.

· The Mammary Game (rolemodelsmovie.com, via nerve.com. Sound warning!)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Erotic Photo Hunt is a game played by many, but mastered by few and if you’ve ever spend more than 10 minutes in some of our nation’s darkest and dullest bars, you’ve probably tried it yourself more than once. You know what we’re talking about—the little machine at end of the bar that eats your quarters while you stare at two pictures and try to figure out how they’re different. We always thought of it as just a way to drunkenly pass the time while you wait for the pool table to open up, but apparently it is a very serious sport destined to be contested in arenas and gymnasiums all across the land.

Yes, there is an actual Photo Hunt competition being held at a local watering hole in NYC later this month—which by itself seems pretty remarkable—but even more amazing is that it’s being hosted by Penthouse Pets Krista Ayne and Justine Jolie. Perhaps they will stand side by side and you’ll get to point out the differences between them for cash and prizes. (Sadly, touch screen technology does not work on real Pets.) You better start practicing.

· Megatouch Erotic Photo Hunt Tournament (going.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Erotic Photo Hunt is a game played by many, but mastered by few and if you’ve ever spend more than 10 minutes in some of our nation’s darkest and dullest bars, you’ve probably tried it yourself more than once. You know what we’re talking about—the little machine at end of the bar that eats your quarters while you stare at two pictures and try to figure out how they’re different. We always thought of it as just a way to drunkenly pass the time while you wait for the pool table to open up, but apparently it is a very serious sport destined to be contested in arenas and gymnasiums all across the land.

Yes, there is an actual Photo Hunt competition being held at a local watering hole in NYC later this month—which by itself seems pretty remarkable—but even more amazing is that it’s being hosted by Penthouse Pets Krista Ayne and Justine Joli. Perhaps they will stand side by side and you’ll get to point out the differences between them for cash and prizes. (Sadly, touch screen technology does not work on real Pets.) You better start practicing.

· Megatouch Erotic Photo Hunt Tournament (going.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Proving once again that the quickest way to a would-be animal rights activist’s heart is via strategic use of scantily clad girls, PETA offers up this striptease quiz which gives you the chance to watch a hot girl strip down to her skivvies. Oh, and you’re supposed to learn about animal birth control or something. They make condoms for dogs? (peta.org)

Original post by Lux Alptraum