Newseater - Adult Edition

A 77-year-old Brooklyn man is being unfairly persecuted by the IRS just because he tried to deduct over $300,000 in “therapeutic” treatments for his chronic depression. You know, like … prostitutes, erotic massages, sex toys and porn. That sounds pretty therapeutic to us. This guy should be given a medal, not a tax bill. (nypost.com; thumb via doctoradventures.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Sex! Drugs! Corruption! Big Oil! No, it’s not a “Dallas” marathon … it’s the U.S. Interior Department! Who knew that our nation’s most boring cabinet department was also the freakiest … or that working for the government could be so much fun? (telegraph.co.uk; naked park ranger via allthegals.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The federal government paid $147,000 for a research project to determine if women get turned on by pornography. Guess what? They do! Now give us $100,000 and we’ll call it even. (abcnews.go.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Some Congresspersons displaying a not very firm grasp of technology are pushing for an alternative internet that is completely free—and also devoid of porn. You might as well ask for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is also free of peanut butter, because what would be the point? (xbiz.com)

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OK, we guess it’s official: Toronto really is the swingers capital of the world! But not if the city council has anything to say about it. See, it’s a really diverse and cultured city … as long as you don’t upset the tourists with all that sexin’. (canoe.ca)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett