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Confidential to Michael Lucas: Now, you know we love you and that we’ll follow you anywhere you choose to go in this big wacky world of porn … that is, until you start making good on your promise to start producing fart fetish smut, in which case we might have to start refusing delivery on all those screener packages you’re so kind to send us. On the other hand, if you want to do more with this whole sexy powdered wig thing you’ve got going on, that’s totally fine with us. (thesword.com; more @ Xbiz)

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Here’s another Chinese-made product you should definitely avoid—plastic hair ties made from recycled condoms. That’s used condoms. We hope this is a hoax, because this story is all kinds of WTF? (news.com.au, via theblogblog.net)

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Our pals at Pornzio have posted a roundup of their favorite gross-out porn moments, including accidental vomiting from deep throating, sharting, and Kim Kardashian. (Yes, you’ve been warned.) It’s chock full of links to paysites and TGP galleries, but worth a gander if you’re curious and have a strong stomach. Not to mention a high tolerance for Kim Kardashian. (pornzio.com)

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· What would college exam week be without a stress-releasing jog across campus in your underwear? Fortunately, these pictures are from UCLA so most of these kids still have their tans. (laist.com)

· This just in: some people dine at Hooters for reason other than chicken wings. Their breast sandwiches are pretty good too. (tbo.com)

· A high school student secretly replaces his school’s salad dressing with his own special sauce. We think someone definitely noticed the difference. (post-trib.com)

· The BBC’s upcoming TV season includes shows called "Teens Addicted To Porn," "My Big Breasts And I," and "F*** Off I’m A Hairy Woman." Wow, we have got to get that satellite hooked up immediately. (metro.co.uk)

· This is definitely the most interesting mode of transportation we’ve seen in a while, though we bet it gets horrible gas mileage. (fucd.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

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· Just when we thought the media was out of angles on the Britney crotch story, this gem comes along to thoroughly gross us out: "Like every other woman, they’ve got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people." Please, make it stop. (jam.canoe.ca)

· Here’s a top ten list we never thought we’d see: the Top 10 naked people visible from space. Whatever we’re spending on spy satellites, it’s money well invested. (googlesightseeing.com)

· Note to Apple: Next time you’re selling a refurbished laptop, make sure you wipe all the porn off it first. (Unless you’re selling it to us; considering the size of our collection already, a few more gigs won’t make a difference.) (Consumerist)

· We gave you the Disney girls, now check out the most buxom babes from Marvel comics. All these drawings are making our wrists hurt. (bamkapow.com)

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