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Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe does a decent job, but Dane Cross really was born to play a boy wizard. He already rocks the nerdy glasses and ties, and he certainly knows his way around a whorcrux.

We’re not so sure if Jewel Styles is the best choice for Hermione Granger. The real Hermione wouldn’t have let herself get trapped like that; she did have some proficiency in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Then again, she couldn’t ever handle a broomstick like Harry—really, no one can. Oh dear, we forget if we’re still talking about porn.

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Previously: The Days Of Parody Porn Are Numbered: “Bree’s Big Screw Review”

Original post by Ottimo Massimo

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If you recognize Clemence Poesy from “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” but you don’t want to admit it, that’s fine. However, if you recognize Clemence Poesy’s breasts from somewhere else, you better tell us.

Poesy was also in “In Bruges” with Colin Farrell, but that’s not as big of a deal. We don’t even care much for Harry Potter. At the moment, we’re all about this scene that is amazingly awkward and contains an amazing pair of boobs.

· “Bienvenue chez les Rozes” (2003) (imdb.com)
· Bienvenue chez les Rozes / Welcome to the Roses (2003) (celebcap.net)

Original post by Ottimo Massimo