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We’ve wanted to see Kristen Johnston naked since, like, forever (or at least since we first saw her on “3rd Rock From The Sun”), so we’re eternally grateful to PETA for getting her to disrobe for the camera. Only maybe next time she’ll pose in a way that actually allows us to see something? It’s for the animals, man! For the animals! (peta.org)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the “Pirates II” press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the “Pirates” team is on a world tour… and in many places in the world, it’s still very, very warm. Regardless, we can’t complain too much about the neverending hype that is the “Pirates” franchise: after all, more “Pirates” marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!

Original post by Lux Alptraum

First there was The Mammary Game, where memory games meet lots and lots of boobs; now Mary Carey makes a cameo appearance on a website for Sturdy Wings, the movie’s Big Brother/Big Sister-style mentoring program. Not only is Mary a pornstar—she’s also a proud mentor, one who loves sharing her impressive oral skills with the children in her life. Oral meaning vocabulary, you perv. Now if only they could make a promo where we get to see Mary showing off her boobs (sorry, mammaries)—then we’d definitely go see the movie. Maybe.

· Sturdy Wings (sturdywings.com, via avn.com; sound warning!)
· Thumbnail from Twistys (twistys.net, via KellyFind)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Well, it seems that life (or at least marketing) sometimes does imitate porn (or at least porn marketing). In a recently released commercial for “Guitar Hero: World Tour,” Heidi Klum dances around in her lingerie playing “Guitar Hero.” It’s a clear homage to “Risky Business”… but is it also an homage to Penny Flame’s “Lingerie Guitar Hero”? We’ve put both clips after the jump. Judge for yourself.

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· Director’s Cut - GHWT Risky Business Heidi Klum (youtube.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

And for those who’ve been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” storyline… good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We’re a little confused by the “plot” (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)… but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we’re not going to nitpick.

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· Obama Is Nailin’ Palin! (husterworld.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum