Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn’t require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they’re just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we’ve made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane.
Kid Rock: We’re pretty sure there was only one reason why the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape was ever released: to prove (to someone, we don’t know who) that these two a) have (or at least had) groupies and b) have received oral sex. We’re pretty sure we didn’t need to know either of those things — but hey, that’s the world of celeb sex tapes for you.
Joanie “Chyna” Laurer: Female pro-wrestlers don’t get nearly enough attention in the press—though we’re not really sure that the kind of attention that Chyna’s sex tape generated was really appreciated by her fellow female wrestlers (can you say “inch-long and thick-as-a-pinkie clitoris with a corona resembling the head of a penis”?).
Amy Fisher: Given that Amy Fisher’s biggest claim to fame was shooting someone in the face, it is, perhaps, a little odd that she followed that up with her very own sex tape. Then again, Amy’s criminal career was spawned by an affair she had with the much older Buttafuoco. When she was a teenager. And seriously, how hot does “Long Island Lolita: Caught On Tape” sound? (Related, but vastly less hot: the Joey Buttafuoco sex tape.)
Verne Troyer: Next up in our list of unlikely pornstars is Verne Troyer (better known as “Mini-Me.”). Though Troyer didn’t take too kindly to his time in the spotlight, we feel the release of his sex tape was actually a bit of a public service. Firstly, it taught us all that, no matter how different you may look, there’s always someone out there who’ll be willing to love you (and commit it to tape!). Secondly, it gave us all a very, very detailed lesson in how not to kiss.
Gene Simmons: And speaking of KISSing (ha!): you can’t spell sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll without sex. And no one knows that better than KISS front man Gene Simmons, whose all too brief career in adult entertainment we were more than happy to analyze.
Dustin Diamond: If you’d told us, as kids, that Screech of “Saved by the Bell” fame would one day be the star of his very own sex tape, we probably would have run screaming from the room (well, after having you explain what, exactly, a “sex tape” was). That reaction wouldn’t have been so far off: Dustin Diamond’s last ditch effort to reclaim the spotlight was pathetic at best—but at the same time, isn’t the whole pathetic grasp at fame thing the whole point of a self-released sex tape? (Oh, and also: Dirty Sanchez.)
Jenna Lewis: Screech wasn’t the first “celebrity” to cash in on a “stolen” sex tape: that honor goes to Jenna Lewis, better known as Jenna from “Survivor,” who raked in over $70,000 (and extended her fifteen minutes of fame) with her very own sex tape.
Kim Kardashian: And then, of course, there was Kim Kardashian’s romp with R&B star Ray J. We never really figured out why Kim was supposed to be a celebrity, but at least she managed to make it with someone with at least a little bit of cred. And, for that matter, Kardashian managed to rake in a decent amount of money, too (much as she denied that she had had any part in the tape’s public launch).
Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain: Given that Colin Farrell and former Playboy Playmate are two people we’d actually want to see get it on (as opposed to, well, many of the people who made this list), we were largely convinced that their rumored sex tape had to be a hoax. Yet somehow, it wasn’t! See, sometimes the powers that be really do listen to our prayers.
Paris Hilton: Paris’s tape hits the top of our list not so much for its quality (it’s shot in night vision, for one thing, and Paris was never much of performer) but instead for its cultural significance. Before her flirtation with amateur porn, Paris was just a D-list party girl and hotel chain heiress; post-”One Night in Paris,” she was a full-fledged C-list celebutante with her very own reality show. Using a sex tape to eke out a modicum of fame and launch oneself into the spotlight? Brilliant. (Oh, and there’s also the matter of Paris’s sexploits hitting the newswires the same day that Fleshbot launched—five years ago today! So maybe we’re a little sentimental? It happens.)
Bonus Scandal! Dita Von Teese: Lovely Dita didn’t so much make a “sex tape” as star in some arty lesbian fetish porn—but hey, the video was hot enough (and the scandal hyped up enough), that we had to include it somewhere. It also wins points for generating one of the best headlines ever seen: “Dita Von Teese had sex with a shoe.” She sure did.
Original post by Lux Alptraum
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