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Pink Visual drops their newest “Wife Switch: this week. With both girls giving us a lesbian tease, then two couples going at it at the same time, it’s like tripling the amount of hardcore in every single scene!

We couldn’t be happier with the results�well, short of being invited into the juicy action. “Wife Switch 8″ features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don’t buy it either, but we’re willing to go along for the ride. That’s why it’s called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem’s juice box before pairing off with her new lover’s boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more�by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C’est tres magnifique!

“Wife Switch 8″ releases this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon Productions. Check out this mega ultra super gallery! It’s swaptastic!

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Mike John is one of our favorite pornographers of all time. He continues to put out amazing shit despite the industry meltdown—and his latest Jules Jordan release “Peep Show 4″ reminds us just how much we love him.

Just like in previous volumes of the series, Mike takes his time and pays extra attention to the casting process, selecting the finest, freakiest girls the industry has to offer right now and then putting them through the paces. Volume four stars Kylee Reese, Carmen McCarthy, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Gracie Glam, and Roxy Reed.

Kylee Reese puts on a blindfold. Then Sean Michaels fucks the holy living hell out of her creamy white ass with his rigid tool. We are still haunted by how authentically ecstatic her deep moans sound when Sean gets his cock even half way up her quivering honey pot.

Vanessa Leon takes a rodeo fucking in her wet cooch while just trying to hold on for dear life. Gracie Glam takes on two guys at once, licking up some man ass while getting drilled behind like the dirty fucking slut she is. Roxy Reed takes a hot load of cum in her tiny asshole after being fucked in it by a monster rod.

At the end of the day, it’s sultry punk rock sex goddess Andy San Dimas who wins us over. The amazing fucking she takes, then gives back, will forever be seared into our memories. Is this the face that launched a thousand loads? Yes. It truly is…and her tits and ass are pretty amazing too. Fuck us Andy looks amazing with a hard cock jammed up her tiny clam.

Don’t just take our word for it though. Go ahead and paw through the sampler they sent over and see if we’re lying. “Peep Show 4″ drops this week from Mike John courtesy of Jules Jordan Video. You know what to do.

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The seemingly endless parade of porn parodies continues this month with the long awaited release of Hustler’s “This Ain’t Hells Kitchen XXX.”

Who doesn’t love a parade, so long as they don’t have to clean up afterward? Unlike the disturbing lyrical imagery of Jim Morrison’s “Soft Parade,”the engines that effortlessly hum in this “Hard Parade” are engines of lust.

Consumers of commercial pornography want the same things as ordinary people everywhere. In a dying economy that, coupled with free internet porn, was totally killing the industry we know and love so well, they overwhelming reacted to corny spoofs of their favorite television shows and movies. They just wanted a little fanfare, to embrace the familiar and known, coupled with a soft and friendly place to satisfy their urges. So Hustler gave it to them. Then others copied their success. And now, like Hindus and Muslims in India, it’s on like mofo donkey kong bitches!!! The war for porn spoof supremacy has officially been cranked up a notch.

Hot on the heels of their blockbuster chart topping “Star Trek” spoof, they go and drop an ode to Gordon Ramsay’s hit cooking reality show “Hell’s Kitchen,” starring Marcus London as the iconic mercurial TV chef who weaves a tapestry of obscenities with the same superfluous ease with which he makes a souffle. Lording over a cast of supreme hotties that include luscious young Kagney Linn Karter, Missy Stone, Aiden Starr, Veronica Rayne, Callie Dee, and Kylee Reese, London singles out smoking hot “it” girl of the moment Kagney Linn Karter to marinate his sausage up inside. Her tiny lubricious mouth and pussy help Marcus churn up a fresh batch of piping hot fuck butter that he sprays all over her face.

Other noteworthy performances include the ridiculously hot little sex machine Aiden Starr. Is there anyone she can’t fuck? We heart you, Aiden. So very very much.

“This Ain’t Hells Kitchen XXX” is set to release by the end of this month but we wanna show you this exclusive sneak peek now. It ain’t tricking if you got it. Now check the set…and break on through to the other side.

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If there’s one thing Chris Streams knows, it’s smut. That’s why he’s carefully constructed an interracial epic resembling both the Iliad and the Odyssey, starting with a stolen beauty and ending in a Cyclops gangbang.

Well, maybe that’s not exactly how he would describe “The Brother Load,” but trust us when we tell you that we see some ominous parallels between the works.

Take, for examplem the scintillating opening scene, where we watch our favorite dirty little angel Jenna Haze take yet another ball draining drilling deep up into her lusciously pink crevices. Clearly it is meant to mirror the way Paris absconded with Helen so he could have her all to himself, greedy bastard that he was. He paid the price, but who wouldn’t be willing to weather the anger of the king of gonzo porn for a few stolen hours of indescribable pleasure with one of the hottest, most insatiable sluts the world has ever known?

And then there is the way CJ Wright literally dominates a stunned and breathless Serra Paylin Lisa Ann, which is not entirely dissimilar to the way King Agamemnon had his way with lovely young Chryseis when she became his most treasured prize. That’s pretty much how we’d describe getting to nail Lisa Ann: valuable beyond measure.

Which leads us to believe that the six man gangbang that young Cecilia Vega lovingly endures in her lubricious drooling holes, with six throbbing one-eyed monsters spitting hot milky cream on her as a reward for all her sexy work, could only be a Cyclops allegory about racial transcendence, right?

Which brings us to the end of our lesson today on Greek Poetry. Just to recap here, “The Brother Load,” stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Kylee Reese, Andi Anderson, Tori Black, and Cecilia Vega. It’s from Chris Streams and Jules Jordan Video, and comes out at the end of this week, but we wanted you to see this goodness now. Happy Monday!

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Getting a double dose of hot young reform school girls with something to prove and nothing left to lose is like waking up to find out you’ve forgot it’s your birthday. It’s a good feeling.

We’ve always like rocking director Mark Stone. He’s got great ideas and amazing execution—plus his taste in girls is choice! So it’s not that big of a shock to realize that we’re loving his newest effort under the “Reform School Girls” series. Volume 5 is the shit.

Chase Taylor, Arianna Armani, Holly Fox, Jaime Elle, Jessica Steele, Kylee Reese, and Cayden Moore make up the student body of Hedly Reform School. Like something out of a modern day reality television show, these young ladies continue in the gloriously lecherous tradition of being punished for sundry misdeeds, perceived and otherwise, by curiously attentive staffers with throbbing needs of their own. It’s a real “hands-on” learning experience. Yeah, we were saving that one just for this series.

Truth be told, we’re not even that interested in the plot. We happen to really dig this cast—but most especially, we could spend hours upon hours watching sweet young Kylee Reese work her vagtastic magic. Reese swears that she used to share a desk in school with Alaskan beauty Ava Rose, which gives us serious pause… if only to wonder what the hell they put in the water up there.

“Reform School Girls 5″ comes out this week from Wicked Pictures. Your homework assignment this week is to go out and get it.

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