Missy Monroe Learns A Thing Or Two [Flesh Flicks]
Posted in flesh flicks, clips, video, lesbians, AB, strapons, straight, girl on girl action on October 14th, 2008
Everybody has to start somewhere and while we’re guessing that this was not Missy Monroe’s first foray into the realm of sapphic (or videotaped) love, it does appear to be an early, fresh-faced moment on her resume. Of course, it’s really more of a training film, meant to school the young charge in the ways of strap-on mechanics. If would be nice if we could all have teachers as generous as this … or at least as sexy.
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Original post by Dashiell Bennett
This oil crisis is really hitting us hard and it seems that everyone finally agrees that it’s important to find alternative sources of energy, because not only are people still paying nearly $4 a gallon for gasoline, our nation’s supply of baby oil is running dangerously low. How will giant-breasted women wrestle for fun and profit without the sweet slickness these petroleum-based products provide? On the other hand, wind and solar wrestling doesn’t sound like it would be very entertaining. We better to get to an offshore rig fast.
Medically speaking, it’s probably not a good idea to seek health treatments from three trailer trash nurses who hold office hours in the back of van. (You don’t want to know where those tongue depressors have been.) If you are in need of other services, however,
Have you been watching the U.S. Open this week? Neither have we! There just aren’t that many compelling reasons to watch pro tennis these days. Other than sexy female players … and their short skirts … and the grunting and groaning they make when they smack the little ball … and the sweating. But other than those very good reasons, there are no reasons to watch! Although just like this video, the semi-finals at this year’s tournament will also include a brief subplot involving Peter North and a mermaid, so buy your tickets now!
The art of seduction is a tricky thing, especially if you get all your dating tips from porn. Normally, all you have do is unsnap a belt buckle and that is enough to get the action started, but occasionally a slow build up is required instead. Back rubs are a pretty solid technique too, but then it takes much longer—if you do them right—to go from “how was your day?” to “let’s try out this strap on!” Patience is a virtue, but then again, so is a fast forward button.