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We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did…

We often wonder why people search so hard for nipple-slip and upskirt pictures of celebrities who are, in most cases, less attractive than the porn stars who give it all up all the time in every movie.

And then we remember our basic economics, and the principle of supply and demand. Lexi Love is plenty good enough for us, though. Happy 28th birthday, Lexi!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Lexi Love at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Lexi Love’s movies (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

We’ve always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the “Girls Gone Wild” franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of “Strippers Gone Wild.” As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already “wild” women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We’ve grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real…ly wild.

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· Buy “Strippers Gone Wild” (adameve.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

If you’re anything like us, the first thing that happens when you hear the words “The Bush Administration” is that your sphincter muscles clamp shut and a sour look crosses your bitter, gun-clinging face. After the rapid success of Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?,” we thought for sure that this release would be a retrospective biopic not entirely unlike Oliver Stone’s “W” (but with Mikey “Huge Balls” Butders replacing Josh “Goonies” Brolin). Turns out we were totally wrong. Ha! Got us there, Larry!

Instead of a porntastic look at the life of W, we’re offered the likes of Lexi Love, Kelly Leigh, Sara Faye, Max Mikita, and Rucca Page joining bushy forces to bring back the era when having pubic hair was sexy. These insatiably dainty darlings have plenty of grass on the field and love playing with balls—literally. In an effort to accentuate the obvious, each scene culminates in the guy dropping a pearly white load into the shimmering tuft of vagina fur proudly flying over these delicious nether puckers.

Here at Fleshbot HQ, we’re split down the middle (no pun intended) on whether or not we love bush (not the President). So in the spirit of the day, we’re going to let you vote in the comments and decide for us. You don’t even have to stand in line!

The Bush Administration releases this month from Hustler Video.

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· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

Our car-obsessed little brother Jalopnik has started a discussion about the best pornstar car out on the market (meaning, a car that pornstars would drive in their day-to-day lives, not a car that you’d want to watch having sex). Jalopnik favors the Zimmer for stars of the adult world, but we’re not so sure that anyone should be driving one of those. Since we know very little about cars, we won’t even try to suggest a ride for any of our Crush Objects—instead, we decided to do a little research and find out what kind of cars pornstars actually drive. View our findings after the jump (and yes, there is someone who drives a Hummer).

Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06′ Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07′ Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

· What’s The Best Pornstar Car? (jalopnik.com)
· What kind of car do pornstars have? (adultdvdtalk.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum