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The AVN Awards aren’t until Saturday, but the AEBN VOD Awards are already handed out. And unlike AVN Award winners, who are chosen by industry professionals, AEBN Award winners are chosen by you, the people!

What’s that? You don’t remember choosing winners for the AEBN VOD Awards? Winners are selected based on the viewing habits of AEBN users (or, in other words, the stars/features/porn that got the most views got the award). But that’s not what’s really important… on to the winners!

Amateur: Women Seeking Women 37 (Girlfriends Films)

Gonzo: Wanna Fuck My Daughter Gotta Fuck Me First (Devil’s Film, Devils Film)

Feature: Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant (Adam & Eve)

International: Slam It! In A Slut (Harmony Films Ltd.)

BDSM: Bound (Powersville Inc.)

Overall: It’s A Mommy Thing 3 (Elegant Angel Productions)

Transsexual: America’s Next Top Tranny Season 2 (GoodFellas Productions)

Performer of the Year: Lisa Ann

Best Newcomer: Tori Black

Lifetime Achivement: Larry Flynt

Studio of the Year: Pink Visual

· VOD Awards (vodawards.com)
· Thumbnail star: Best Newcomer Tori Black (digitaldesire.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey’s career, it’s easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann.

It can’t be easy, weathering the kinds of comments this particular type of attention invites on such a national level. For heaven’s sake, our own grandmothers (who only watch Oprah) have asked about her. To her credit, the doe-eyed darling has ridden the pulse quickening swell of a comical, unexpectedly exponential rise as cartoonish as her surgically enhanced breasts with the zen calm of our president elect.

Prior to her casting in “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?,” Lisa Ann had all but hung up her garters, donning a heavy duty jogging bra and assuming the demanding daily duties of running an adult casting agency. Then, with little to no warning, her name was everywhere all at once, emblazoned on the pages of blog posts and falling out of the mouths of talk show hosts and redfaced political pundits, all while parasitic papparrazi from TMZ stalked her over the newest role. All this from a zesty romp with two guys dressed as Russian soldiers banging on her back door before working her open like an old school manual can opener. It wasn’t all that different from any other scene she’d done, barring the fact that the “script” was “leaked” to the mainstream press and the scenes were immediately cut and made available online the day they were shot.

Yes, ubiquity has it’s price—which in this particular case means not only being the butt of several jokes (as always, pun intended) but also starring in a lackluster sequel—a vehicle that contains barely more merit than its overall novelty factor (including the fantastic box art nod to Shepard Fairey). From all appearances, “Obama is Nailin’ Palin” is little more than a high-powered interracial compilation release, with one very important distinction—a newly shot scene with Guy DiSilva playing Obama, and Lisa Ann reprising her former role on a full foot of fuckstick. The remaining scenes appear to be from Hustler’s “Take It Black” series.

That’s the bad news. The good news is that the other scenes contain girls like Riley Mason, Charlotte Stokely, and Jenna Haze—all of whom are more than happy to take over twelve glorious inches of hot, throbbing ebony love in their every orifice. And so with this release, we bid 2008 farewell. It really was a year of surprises, wasn’t it?

Enjoy the pictures—and see you all next year!

“Obama is Nailin’ Palin” releases this week from Hustler Video.

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· Buy “Obama is Nailin’ Palin” (hustlervideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

If you’re NOT interested in seeing Jenny Hendrix getting her sweet, young ass pumped chock full of ginormous, throbbing black fuck stick, then by all means just ignore this link. It won’t hurt our feelings.

Ha! That’s just what we thought! It’s simply not possible to pass this goodness up, and that’s what black super-performer of the decade Lexington Steele is banking on with his latest Jules Jordan release, “Lex the Impaler 4.”

But breaking out of the original trilogy structure can be nerve wracking, right? Undoubtedly the question of how to uphold the integrity of the first 3 impalings, while stretching the boundaries in a believably rewarding ways, had to dauntingly weight his thoughts while his monster tool dauntingly weighted his hand. Ah, heavy is that crown the king must wear.

Lex answers the challenge by mixing some new school ripe cut-up like Jenny “My ass just don’t quit, bitches” Hendrix, Gianna “Juicy Curves” Michaels, Kelly “Ass of the Year” Divine, and Raven Black, with OG booty from back in the day, including Tiffany Mynx and Lisa Ann. It’s a dangerous gamble, since a handful of these luscious ladies have well jumped the shark—judging from the intensity of their pucker. The good news (for them) is that no matter how beat your veejay may be, having Lex slide all up in your guts will leave you singing “Like a Virgin” until your uterus clean falls out. Still, our unnaturally endowed protagonist doesn’t discriminate, putting Dolemite to shame with his appetite’s extraordinary range.

Guys don’t have “landing strips,” so we guess that strip of glistening man fur between Lex’s navel and nightstick must be a pube hawk. But when you’re packing so much dick you could literally beat someone to death with it, no one calls you out for metrosexual behavior. We’re thinking while he’s at it, Lex might as well bedazzle his sack. Now that shit would be tight!

“Lex the Impaler 4″ drops this week. Swallow your pride and go buy it.

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· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

If there’s one reason to be grateful for Sarah Palin’s shortlived run on the national stage, it’s all the attention she brought to “mattress actress” Lisa Ann (aka Serra Palin).

Since the campaign drew to a close a little over a month ago, Lisa Ann has all but faded away from the public eye—something we’re not very happy about. Thankfully, the good members of band Red State Update have kindly thought to include Lisa Ann in the video for their soon-to-be-holiday-classic “Christmas in a Beer Joint”—and, what’s more, have done an interview with lovely Lisa as well.

Now if we could just figure out what beer joint Lisa’s spending Christmas in…

· Red State Update (redstateupdate.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

And now for something totally different from director Anton Slayer—hot lesbians! In the latest Metro Interactive release, ten sizzling sex kittens savor each other with shocking results!!!

Okay, maybe the results aren’t all that shocking to loyal Fleshbot readers.

Shawna Lenee, Missy Stone, Jessica Jaymes, Puma Swede, Lisa Ann, Jayden James, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole make up the (nearly) all star cast of this Sapphic epic. While sluggish at points, largely due to the formulaic nature of genre, we’d be willing to sit through almost anything to watch most of these girls get down to business—which they happily do, diving face first into one perfect juicy snatch after another, until our heads were spinning from overstimulation.

Shawna Lenee’s latent lesbian nature shines through as she loving licks Missy Stone from head to toe, those whose wouldn’t? Jessica Jaymes and Puma Swede show true veteran cunnilingus skills in the most ardent and believable 69 we’ve seen in some time. Lisa Ann of “Who’s Nailin Paylin?” fame tears into sweet Jayden James’s eager beaver with vigor. And last, but most certainly not least, a lesbian orgy (one of the hardest things in the world to direct—believe us!) consumes an unsuspecting living room, with succulent Shawna returning to sample tasty Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Melissa Lauren, and Mya Nichole.

So maybe this release won’t revolutionize lesbian porn as we know it. It does, however, make a welcome addition to the genre as a whole, one worthy of the hours you’ll spend pouring over it.

“Babes Illustrated 18″ releases this month from Metro Interactive.

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· Metro Interactive (metroxxx.com)

Original post by DCypher