Durex’ Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out over two months ago, but apparently folks in Malaysia are just now figuring out that they’re not having enough orgasms. Maybe their internet tubes were clogged or something? We hear that can happen if you’re not getting laid enough. (durex.com + thestar.com.my)
Original post by Lux Nightmare
Police in Malaysia continue to arrest folks attempting to sell DVDs featuring that sex scene starring former health minister Chua Soi Lek, which may explain why no one’s yet come forth with any reliable links where we can see the damn thing ourselves. Come on, folks—if you’re going to go to jail for distributing this stuff, at least make it mean something! (thestar.com.my)
Original post by Fleshbot
It’s not every day that we wake up to news about a celebrity sex tape scandal on the front page of the New York Times, but that’s exactly what happened today in our post-New Year’s hangoverish haze as The Lede reports on the odd case of Malaysian Minister of Health Chua Soi Lek, who resigned his post after somehow becoming the unwitting star of a professionally shot and edited sex romp with a lady friend which was then sold on the street and even sent to some people as junk mail. Unfortunately, looking for videos of disgraced middle-aged Malaysian politicians isn’t quite the sort of thing we do our best at first thing in the morning, especially when there’s a hangover involved—but as soon as those download links start rolling in, you can bet we’ll share them with you. Just because we’re not exactly turned on by this sort of thing doesn’t mean that someone out there isn’t.
· “An Unlikely Celebrity Sex Tape: Malaysian Minister” (NY Times)
· “Dr Chua Soi Lek admits to being the man in sex DVD” (Malaysian Star)
Original post by FLESHBOT
Its northern neighbor Thailand might get all the attention when it comes to sex tourism, but given that thirty-five percent of Malaysians have sex at least three times a week (compared to a global average of ten percent) and that sixty percent consider themselves “uninhibited” … well, guess where we’re thinking of heading for our next vacation? (afp.google.com)
Original post by Lux Nightmare
· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com)
· We’ve haven’t seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she’s too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She’s definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com)
· Let’s say you open a salon where scantily-clad ladies cut hair in sexy outfits. Well, this is the worst that can happen. (alliednews.com)
· Hooters is now 25 years old, so come on down and bring the kids!. When they say one big happy family, they mean it. (ajc.com)
· Some Malaysians don’t mind the sports car racing, but aren’t so keen on the ever-present racing babes. Sorry, you can’t have one without the other. (thestar.com.my)
· Nudist recreation is now more popular than golf or tennis. Probably because you don’t have to wear those ugly shirts. (azcentral.com)
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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives
Original post by Dashiell