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Ever since Kayden Kross signed with Adam & Eve, the feisty blond sex goddess-in-training has been all but ubiquitous. But we’ve been stalking her, errmmm, attentively, following her career from way back in her Vivid days. We’ve seen quite an evolution—from shy contract starlet to poetry reading, politically active, media darling to the protagonist of her very own fierce legal controversy. One thing’s for sure with this spunky sex kitten; no matter what she’s up to, she always entertains. Take, for example, her latest movie release, “Double Krossed.” Releasing this week, the film is a murder mystery revolving around the story of sexy twins (our favorite kind!). Kayden flexes her thespian muscles by playing both roles—the actress murdered by a psycho and the grief stricken sibling in search of justice who shared the zygote. Like a pornographic Nancy Drew, our curvy maneater pokes around her sister’s past, uncovering cliché revelations that fall tragically short of being, say, David Lynch-level intriguing, but which otherwise hit the mark by serving to tie Kayden’s steamy sex scenes together convincingly enough—a feat to which some blue screen directors still (sadly) aspire. In addition to our favorite blond equestrian, “Double Krossed” also stars Holly Wellin, Marie McCray, Eden Adams, Stephanie Cane, and Brooke Scott. Holly turns in an uninhibited anal scene with a wicked smile, Brooke sucks mean cock, and Stephanie looks great modeling a throbbing love stick in her tiny jay-jay. But in the end it’s really Kayden we came to see, in back to back performances with Eric Everhard. Keep ‘em cumming, Kayden baby. We can’t turn our eyes away. galleryPost(’doublekrossed’, 26, ‘’); · Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Original post by DCypher

If I were Yakov Smirnov (and who says I’m not?) I might be tempted to say, “Those couples are always seducing teens ha ha ha!” Indeed, through ten segments of Pink Visual’s almost-believable “reality” series in which porn stars pretend to be real people, it sometimes seems just about plausible that those May/July seductions actually happen.

College student Tori Black sells raffle tickets for her basketball team to couple Marcus and Devinn. With the lengthy setup we know that healthy, All-American Tori will end up selling just a little more to the ravening oldsters but, in porn terms, when we know that everything has already been signed for and payment arrangements agreed upon, this extended dialogue scene is almost a seduction in itself. After all, rarely do porn performers spend too much time on camera together not fucking.

Later, perennial favorites (if I were Yakov Smirnov, I might call them “perineal favorites” ha ha ha!) Ethan Cage and Lexi Lamour - an actual couple - approach delicious Tatiana Kush at a park on the premise of scouting locations for a movie. They get her home pretty quickly. Frankly, I would believe anything Lexi Lamour ever said.

“Here’s a new experience you can have,” she tells Kush, the aspiring actress. I think Kush and Amber Peach should wrestle.

Later, they pull the same scam on Nicki Flame, this time appealing to her love of horticulture. Then: Marie McCray (something about dogs).

If an alien (from Space, not Yakov Smirnov) were to view just one porn movie, and if that movie were “Couples Seduce Teens 10,” he could be forgiven for assuming that Porn Valley is full of couples on the prowl for easily-convinced teen flesh. Let’s hope that life imitates art in my neighborhood.

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· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy “Couples Seduce Teens 10″ (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector’s edition entitled “The New Stars of XXX.” In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of screaming fans with oversized foam fingers. Think about that for a minute. It’s mind boggling!

Natasha Nice, Courtney James, Kacey Jordan, Nichole Heiress, Scarlett Fay, Brynn Tyler, Coco Velvett, Lana Violet, Audrianna Angel, Missy Stone, Marie McCray, and Kiki Vidis are the fresh faced, willing young debutantes learning the ropes the hard way, but with none of the reservations crowding up the minds of the harrowed and uncertain young ladies not featured in this fledgling volume. You see these girls are the new stars of XXX. The next Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick will emerge triumphant and cum-basted from this group, like a glorious, shimmering phoenix drenched in baby batter, like a gleaming Lauren Conrad—and you damn well know it!

They won’t be losing sleep any night soon over where their careers are headed. No more McJobs or working at the mall at stores they used to shoplift from. No more pointlessly begging their parents and sugar daddies for Manolo Blahnik during the worst economic crisis since Herbert Hoover. No more long hours spent winding around a stripper pole under candy lights or grinding the sticky tumescent laps of sweaty trolls for damp dollars. From here on out, it’s all panty-melting flattery, hard pipe from cute guys, and an endless stream of easy moolah. That’s even better than being the next Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox!

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· Buy: New Sensations - “The New Stars of XXX” (GameLink)

Original post by DCypher

It’s hard not to think of any porn movie that bills itself as “dark, squalid, and ominous” as missing another adjective: pretentious. But even after struggling our way through the copy that adorns the (rather gorgeous) box cover of “Hospital” along with assorted surgical implements and bloody smears, the only word that describes how director Benny Profane’s new Vivid Alt release makes us feel is excited. Then again, Mandy Morbid always makes us feel that way anyway.

The plot, such as it is, involves Our Mandy being punished for past misdeeds she cannot recall by an evil (and diabolically horny) hospital staff. It seems that Mandy and her con artist boyfriend (played by Fleshbot superhero and Mandy’s real-life beau Zak Sabbath) did some Bad Things which earned Mandy a semi-private room in the hospital of the title, where her doctor tells her she’s to undergo treatment for being a “drug addict and a sexual deviant”. Not one to let other people decide what’s best for her or her body, Mandy jams a pencil into his skull: “No one fucks with me! I just want to go home!” She is then rescued by her boyfriend and the two celebrate her homecoming with a hot threeway with Coco Velvett. And that’s pretty much it. End credits.

So we have to say that “Hospital” wasn’t nearly as dark and ominous as the box cover led us to expect. But here’s the good part: it isn’t pretentious either. To its credit, the movie doesn’t take itself seriously at all: everyone seems to be having an absolute hoot playing doctor and/or nurse—especially the delightful Caroline Pierce, who has a grand old time in a supply room with fellow bad nurse Sochee Mala and a strapon while Mandy watches confusedly (and turned on-edly) from a shower stall. (And we can’t even begin to describe how we feel about hot newcomer Marie McCray, so we won’t even try. Let’s just say hot and dizzy are the least of our symptoms.)

It’s the kind of hospital we certainly wouldn’t mind checking in to for a while, so long as we weren’t just tied to the bed or had a hole drilled into our skulls or anything. Too bad we’re pretty sure our insurance wouldn’t cover our stay.

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The “Hospital” DVD includes extras like a making-of documentary and a bonus featurette, “Mandy Morbid’s Trepanation Video”. No, we have not watched it yet.

“Hospital” hits the shelves this week.

• VividAlt (vividalt.com)
• Order: “Hospital” (Adult DVD Empire)

Original post by DCypher