Newseater - Adult Edition

newVideoPlayer(”/askastripper.flv”, 506, 423,”");Say you’re a classy strip joint gentleman’s club looking to upgrade your marketing for the new millenium. What do you do? How about making one of those podcasts? That’s what the kids are into, right?

We can only assume that that was (more or less) the idea behind “Ask A Stripper Anything?”, a web video series produced by Rick’s Cabaret. The series, which has been going strong(ish) since mid-August, features Heather—the stripper in question—asking, and answering, questions about anything (though mostly about sex).

Well, if the adult industry wants to survive, it has to embrace new technology, right?

(And no, we don’t know why the title ends in a question mark, either.)

· Ask A Stripper Videos (ricks.com)
· Rick’s Cabaret (ricks.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

If brands like Converse were smart, they’d start paying for product placement in altporn movies like “Debbie Loves Dallas” and “Circa ‘82″ to reach their target demographic of hip young adult consumers. Then again, thanks to movies like “Debbie Loves Dallas” and “Circa ‘82″, maybe they don’t have to pay for product placement after all. (adage.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

The sexy coffee craze in the Pacific Northwest has apparently gotten out of hand as “Espresso Gone Wild” is being told to cover up or shut down. (Personally, we think they should be fined for the name.) Won’t someone please think of the children health code violations? (azcentral.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Say you’re a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear—you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don’t even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a video parody of “MTV Cribs” that shows off your sense of humor and your wardrobe collection at the same time, get it up on YouTube, and you’ll be an overnight viral sensation. (OK, so it took a little over a year for this video to reach us—which means maybe the overnight part didn’t work out that great. But then no one moves fast when they’re wearing a rubber catsuit.)

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· “Pads” (YouTube, via notcot.org)
· Rubber55 (rubber55.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

While some of us have been getting our shorts in a bunch about untoward asperands in certain gay porn titles, our pals at The Sword have somehow managed to come up with a list of dirty movie names that are even more offensive. Like, really more offensive. (By the way, we totally knew the guy who originally made up that “Creme of Sum Yung Gai” joke; he was a friend of a friend of ours in college. No, really!) (thesword.com)

Original post by Fleshbot