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Everyone talks about June brides—but what about the grooms, without whom there wouldn’t be brides in the first place? This week, we present some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene to find out what happens after the honeymoon is over. Hubbies tap their gold bands only to lure the advances of single women; some revel in the shame of cuckoldry as others rejoice in sharing their spouses with friends; still others prefer time alone with the boys. And then there are the odd fellows who prefer their sex on the monogamous side.

Jump over the broom with Jefferson after the … er, jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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A Postmodern Marriage

I’ve been conducting experiments using my wedding ring, making a conspicuous display of my newfound bling when talking to chicks. It hasn’t put anyone off–if anything, it’s had the opposite effect. Perhaps this says something sad about the world.

- Naked Loft Party

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Dirty Talking Girl

Often things seem erotic to us because of a juxtaposition in values. A “virgin” bride pulls up her dress to reveal her ornate garter, or a mother bends over revealing a rack that would make a porn star envious. Is it any wonder that the “good girl gone bad” template is so arousing for me?

That’s because you’re a classy lady who likes raunchy sex. And tonight I want you to fully act the trashy slut.

Talk dirty to him.

- Polyamorously Perverse

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When Joe Brought Suzy Home 3

“Show me how you fuck her,” said his girlfriend as all 8 hard inches of his cock slid through her hand and slowly disappeared into the pink, wet depths of my wife’s dripping pussy. Cindy groaned with pleasure as they both savored that first long, slow penetration. Joe sighed, “Ahh . . . ,” as he bottomed out, his fat pole buried deep in her pussy, their light brown pubic curls mingling at their intersection.

- Shared Cindy

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No New Contract Yet

Lynn called me to come into the room for my spanking, then requested I retrieve a different chair than normal, and some shoes for her feet to be elevated. She smiled in a very self-satisfied way as she slowly put the shoes on, as I stood silently beside her. She requested I obtain the bath brush, but kept the lexan paddle beside her also.

- Spanked Hubby

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Ownership

The word–ownership–instantly caught my attention but it is in the days and weeks since that it has continued to percolate and grow richer with time. I have spent much time rejecting ownership of my gayness in ways big and small. I am reduced to Sis reminding me to do what I choose and to Carrie reminding me to read my own blog. I remind myself that I must first own my own life: then the rest will follow. And the twin of ownership–the good twin–is to embrace.

- Tales of a Bi “MWM”

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Ah, That’s Better!
My cock got hard pretty quickly. TW was still sleepy and was asking me what I was up to. When she reached down and felt my cock, she knew. We touched and kissed for a few more minutes before TW turned her back to me and I took up my position. I reached down and rubbed my cock across her pussy lips. I then spread her out and entered her. DAMN! It felt so good to be back inside her.
- Over Forty Married Sex

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See also: Sugasm #84: The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail: Sophia Rossi celebrates her special day (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

· Meet Sarita Stella, yet another Australian model for you to keep an eye on. We might need a scorecard to keep them all straight. (dailypoa.com)

· Could Riga, Latvia, become the next Bangkok? We hear their Thai restaurants aren’t that good, actually. (theage.com.au)

· A female bomoh (or shaman) in Malaysia is causing a bit of a stir with her unusual “healing methods.” We don’t see what the problem is—nude dancing usually works great for our headaches. (thestar.com.my)

· In case you haven’t noticed, Americans are a little uptight about nude bodies. Plus, we wrap our cheese in those crazy individual slices. (pittsburghlive.com)

· When even an innocent search for a job turns up “gay sexual things”, you know that teh internets cannot be trusted. (kern.org)

· It doesn’t get much hotter than trading anal sex for a nice set of vertical blinds. Welcome to married life! (Jezebel)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Original post by Dashiell

What do you do when you’re a British glamour model and tabloid fixture with a string of bad relationships behind you and (more to the point) a gaggle of younger babes getting more attention than you are lately? If you’re Jodie Marsh, you launch a website to audition prospective spouses by standing toplessly atop a wedding cake in London’s Leicester Square and wait for the world—including all those reporters and, uh, bloggers—to beat a path to your door: “I’m desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams so I’m launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend. I’m on the look out for a husband … I know my soul-mate is out there, I just don’t want to wait any longer to meet him.” In case the website doesn’t do the job, Jodie will also be starring in her own reality series chronicling her quest for domestic bliss on MTV this summer; we assume it will also feature the men who best answered questions like “Tell me about the best sex you ever had!” and “Is money important to you?” (She is, after all, one of the richest chavs in the UK, so weeding out any dates who are just out to make a quick pound would understandably be a priority.) Of course, if she was just doing this for attention we suppose Jodie could have just gotten a boob job and earned herself just as many new column inches as the whole marriage stunt. But that would be verging on overkill—and if there’s one thing Jodie is fanous for besides her already impressive (and allegedly natural) rack, it’s subtlety.

· Marry Jodie Marsh (marryjodiemarsh.com)
· “Jodie launches search for a husband” (metro.co.uk)
· Jodie Marsh (official website + blog @ jodiemarsh.tv)
· Jodie Marsh (more career highlights @ Wikipedia)

Original post by Fleshbot

Marriage is a confusing thing: those who are in often want out, while those who are out often want to be part of the matching towels club. But every now and then you find the contented husbands and wives who keep the vows smoking simply by taking the monotony out of monogamy, or by adding enough spice to make some bedroom jambalaya of their own. In today’s look at some of our favorite sex writing from the blog scene this week, we find wives who become dommes, husbands who bring home dates … and couples who fall for one another time and again.

Head on over to the chapel of love with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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The Landing Strip Is Official

If you’re a guy, imagine a chick stroking your throbbing cock, oozing precum, with her tongue sticking out just inviting you to explode all over her face. Now imagine you’re feeling the rush of cum and she’s just waiting for the moment when you erupt, her tongue out in anticipation. Now imagine you look into her eyes and you can see a genuine longing for your cum–she wants to taste it, she wants it all over her face, she wants every fucking drop of your jizz.

- All About My Hot Sexy Wife

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I’m Ready

Down her face and neck I kissed. I got to the bottom of her neck and I kissed further.

I was slow but very deliberate in what I was doing. I didn’t want to scare her. I got to the fastened button on her shirt, between her breasts and stopped. Schwing! Big time schwing! I looked down at her and then asked if kissing her the way I was was okay.

I was shocked when I heard, “If it’s okay with you I want to do a little bit more.”

- Biker’s Balls and Teacher’s Tits

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Girl’s Got to Have a Dream

It was late Sunday afternoon. We had so much to do around the house that we’d given in and let the kids park themselves in front of a DVD. As soon as the movie title was up on the TV screen, Amy grabbed my hand, led me back to the bedroom.

This is too good to be true, I thought.

In the bedroom, door closed, she snaked her hands around the back of my head, pulled me into her mouth.

Waaaaaaaay too good to be true.

- The Concupiscent Husband

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New Friends

I stood behind her as she talked to the guys and began running my hands over her arms, under her hair, over her shoulders, down her ribs and to her hips. I ducked my head and nibbled on her ear, then behind it. “Is this okay?” I whispered, still unsure my attentions were welcomed. With a whispered “Oh yes” from her, I knew it was good. I turned her around and nipped gently from her ear to her chin along her jaw, then kissed her lips softly. Feeling her response, I kissed her again, harder, and ran my hands under her shirt. She pushed against my hands as I cupped her breasts and ran my thumbs over her hard nipples . . . which had rings!

- Don’t Wake the Kids

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How to Approach Your Wife About D/s

Originally my husband came to me and shared that he liked to be tied up. He approached me subtly in the context of doing something new and fresh in the bedroom. I had seen Basic Instinct and thought it was really hot when Sharon Stone had tied up Michael Douglas with silk scarves. I was game and decided to indulge my husband.

- Starting a FemDom Marriage

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The First Date with Homme and Femme

From the very second I left the bar, I was texting Femme with a lustful fury. I was so initially besotted with these people. She had quite happily mentioned their situation to me and that they were looking for a regular female lover for a long-term relationship. After my boyfriend admitting fucking his secretary on a regular basis, six months ago as well as going back to his poor, frigid wife every night, this new experience was a breath of fresh air. I had needed invigorating once again after an emotionally unfit time. This was perfect.

- Homme and Femme

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Thumbnail via LegSex.com (TGP/preview gallery @ legsex.com via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Original post by Fleshbot

Ah, love and marriage, they go together like two guys and your wet, willing wife; or you and your husband and another chick in a hot tub; or maybe you, your husband, his friends, a cage, and a hot bucket o’ semen. Since we here at Fleshbot Central believe nothing says “I love you” like flexible monogamy, a ready imagination, and a deep appreciation for sizeable cleavage, we thought we’d share Valentine’s Day a day early with some of our favorite moments from the sex blog omniverse this week … and with nary a dozen roses or satin-covered box of chocolates in sight.

Lube up your ring finger and jump into bed with the singular Chelsea Girl after the break.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Black Tie Optional: Cleavage Required

“I’m thinking about another man fucking me,” she hissed, “while I suck this cock.”

“God, yes,” I encouraged. “I’d love to see him drilling you back there.”

“He’s filling me with his hard dick,” she moaned.

- The Concupiscent Husband

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What Man Turns Down Two Women?

We got the Beast out and unfurled it in all of its 11-inch glory. Holy shit, this thing was big. I turned it on as she lay spread eagle on the bed. The motor kicked in as the 1/2 ball-bearings started to spin. I turned on the vibrating rabbit part and slid it into her expecting pussy. She instantly started to moan and squirm. I slid it in and out. She moved my hand out of the way and took over. She shoved it into her lovetunnel full hilt and held it there. She changed the vibrations from pulse to high and then back. This went on for almost 30 minutes.

- We Are the People Your Parents Warned You About

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Sparkling Moments

Understandably, after my Owner had sufficiently fucked and used my cunt as a fuckhole & come deposit, all the welts being mashed into the floor as He thrust me into orgasmic insanity while digging into my neck with his teeth, He needed a rest. i was told to put on the collar and cuffs as well as the newly purchased thigh cuffs (which will be shown within due time). Then He laid down and ordered a massage.

- Married Man’s Fucktoy

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A Puppy-Brained Bitch Gets Laid

UNGH! Stuffed! Half asleep and naked and stuffed to the hilt full of cock. I almost came right then. After spending some time the day before masturbating with my new dildo and thinking hot, wet, sexy thoughts about his cock, having the real thing was heavenly. And being woken up to a hard cock sliding into me is just fucking fabulous.

He fucked me, I came. He fucked me, I came.

- Introspectre

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Steamy Fun with a Friend

After two sex marathons, it looked as if we were all spent. We retreated back to the couch to recoup before he had to travel back home. We talked for a while again - about football, our lives, etc. The Mrs. then began toying with us again - clearly she wasn’t done. Eventually she got his cock out and knelt down in front of him as he sat on the couch. I watched as she proceeded to give him one helluva blow-job. He enjoys it when she uses her tongue quite a bit and she didn’t disappoint.

- Hot Wife Blog

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Wet Work

I am a woman who was made, like most women, for milking semen from men’s cocks, a woman made, like most women, for filling their balls with it at the very sight of us, a woman made for opening myself to their semen, opening myself front and rear and top and bottom, yielding to the spearthrust and stretch and spasm of men’s cocks full to bursting with it. I love the taste of it, all the infinitely variable tastes of it, the velocity and volume and viscosity of it, the never-ending inexhaustibility of it, the hot dry salty slippery tang of it, the heat and the feel of it in my mouth and cunt and ass and sliding down my throat and my chin and my nipples and filling my belly from both ends.

- My Fucking Memoirs

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Thumbnail via Naughty Julie (naughtyjulie.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Original post by Fleshbot