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Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of “Weeds” this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday’s finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost seem to be rolling their eyes at perverted celebrity boob fans who put their TiVos into overdrive every time there’s so much of a glimpse of exposed areola to be had anywhere on cable television. But did that stop us? Of course not! As Justin Kirk as MLP’s besmitten brother-in-law said when confronted with her toplessness, “They’re bigger than I thought.” See if you agree with him after the jump. (Note: Spoiler alert, obvs—and we don’t just mean Nancy’s boobies.)

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• See also: Finale wrap-up: “Weeds” (salon.com; spoilers galore)

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Previously: Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Spanked, Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Seriously Laid,

Original post by Fleshbot

After Nancy’s spankalicious tryst on last week’s episode of “Weeds”, we thought we’d have to wait until the season finale drew closer to see more of Mary Louise Parker aside from what she’s been showing off in those insanely short skirts she’s been sporting all season—after all, while the show hasn’t shied away from such controversial things like recreational drug use, murdering DEA agents, and hot MILF action, it hasn’t especially relied on much T&A to keep us tuning in every week. Until last night, that is, when we were treated to an extended naked romp between MLP and her Mexican politico-slash-drug overlord paramour … complete with more naked breastage than we believe she’s shown in the rest of her entire career to date. Of course, we’ll have to check with the experts on that; you, however, can go right ahead and relive those magic moments as many times as you like after the jump

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· “Weeds” Official Site (sho.com)

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Previously: Previously On “Weeds”: Nancy Gets Spanked, Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes “Weeds”

Original post by Fleshbot

While we continue to love our “Weeds”, we have to admit it’s been going to some pretty dark places this season—not to mention a few implausible ones. Why did Nancy decide to save the doublecrossing Celia from being offed by her mota-smuggling overlords anyway? Is it really possible to dig a tunnel across the border from Mexico to a suburban strip mall? And most important of all, why didn’t they hire an expert to show actor Demian Bichir how to deliver a proper spanking to Mary-Louise Parker in last night’s episode—you know, one that would really leave handprints on her butt instead of those obviously painted-on ones she flashed later on? No matter: we still got to see MLP in her panties (bestill our hearts). And if this is just the beginning of a kinky relationship between Nancy and her Mexican drug kingpin, we say bring it on. Check out the versimilitude (or lack thereof) for yourself after the jump.

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· “Weeds” Official Site (sho.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes “Weeds”

Original post by Fleshbot