Newseater - Adult Edition

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their “Dirty Thirty” ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won’t be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed.

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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

Original post by Violet Blue

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We had such high hopes for YouPorn when it launched a while ago. But if PornoTube is the streamlined Facebook of adult video sharing and social networking sites, and Xtube is its more boistrous and commercial MySpace-esque sibling, then YouPorn is kinda like Tribe.net: the one everyone forgets is there. (Remember Tribe.net? We do! Barely!) Anyway, while we were getting all misty-eyed thinking about all the smut out there we might be missing out on we decided to pay a visit to our fave section of YouPorn (YouPornCocks, of course) just for old times’ sake. And whaddaya know: right there above the scroll was a piece of serious solo performance art-cum-workout video worthy of anyone’s attention!

Even more important than its potential to inspire new fitness regimens or the study of Italian television, though, is the fact that the star of the clip is wearing a mask. As Grover Cleveland Diana Vreeland we’ve always said, once is an aberration … but twice is a trend!

· “JO Workout” (youporncocks.com)

Original post by sturtle

They say our sexual desires are shaped by childhood experiences and obsessions, o we’re pretty sure that there’s someone (or someones) out there who will be very happy to know about artist Aaron Dunn’s series of Optimus Prime erotica. Apparently, under that hard metal exterior, Optimus is actually a hot young thing with a fondness for martinis, fishnets, and lounging around in the nude. Just our type of girl! Transformers not your thing? Dunn also has a series of Darth Vader erotica. And if you’re creeped out by the thought of any of your childhood heroes having sex lives, don’t worry; Dunn’s got plenty of non-Optimus Prime erotica too … and it’s all plenty hot to boot.

· Aaron Dunn Galleries (therealaarondunn.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

It was probably only a matter of time before ReadDoll fans and rubber mask fetishists put their heads together and came up with the ultimate fusion of the two ideas: The Dolly Catsuit is a shiny, flesh-colored (or at least pale pink) full-body outfit that turns a real live girl into a real living sex doll. It may be the best way to solve that pesky problem of cold, unwelcoming, fake orifices in the silicone version: the new and improved model manages to replace them with the warm and beckoning orifices of an actual human female. But the result ends up being pretty much like a doll nonetheless, what with those big blue surprise-eyes and fuck-my-mouth expression and all. Assuming they can find a willing partner to slip it on, it just may be what legions of frustrated sex doll customers have been looking for. Just don’t be surprised when your plastic companion asks you for a cigarette afterwards.

· Catsuit “Dolly” (liqlaq.com, via Sugarbank)

Previously: “Lars And The Real Girl”, Amber-On-Amber Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!

Original post by FLESHBOT

In our fetish-weary opinion, the lack of irony in the world of shiny and/or scary rubber-wrapped hardcore sites makes us long for a little dorky humor now and then, even if it’s administered by stern and unforgiving mistresses like ShinyAline and her friends in the stunning fetish scenarios on Freaks Inside. Like, with that name, we were totally hoping that they’d be rockin’ the Intel logo or something. But alas, we’ll just have to settle for previewing their deep doses of forced feminization, masking, babes in extreme bondage and other kinky delights that are sure to bring a smile to the face of even the most hardened fetish fan. After all, maybe dressing up in thousands of dollars’ worth of fetishwear and highly specialized BDSM gear and then getting an enema is ironic enough already. -V. Blue

· Freaks Inside: The Fetish Zone of ShinyAline (paysite previews @ freaksinside.com)
· ShinyAline (shinyaline.de)

Previously: (Long Live The) Flesh Flicks: Femdoms in Latex, Are You Fetish?, From Masuimi Max With Love, Tie Me Up Tom: Behind The Knots, Ulysses’ Femdom Art And Fiction, Master Fetish Photography by Gilles Berquet, Of Human (Pet) Bondage, Club RopeMarks, Doll’s Realm

Original post by Fleshbot