Newseater - Adult Edition

Let’s face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there’s a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for “6 In The Morning”, which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We’re ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are.

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· Client: ‘6 In The Morning’ (vimeo.com -thanks Dustin)
· Client (client-online.net)
· Client @ MySpace (myspace.com)

Original post by Violet Blue

Whether you’re a crime fighter, a daredevil or a Mexican wrestler, protecting your identity is important. Even the people who are closest to you must not know the truth, or all your good deeds could be compromised by more uncharitable souls. However … even heroes need to get laid. Unfortunately, that means restricting your dating partners to those who are into cosplay, but at least they can’t complain that you aren’t willing to add a little excitement to the bedroom. The cape is a bit too much though, don’t you think?

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· “masked man” (RedTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

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We had such high hopes for YouPorn when it launched a while ago. But if PornoTube is the streamlined Facebook of adult video sharing and social networking sites, and Xtube is its more boistrous and commercial MySpace-esque sibling, then YouPorn is kinda like Tribe.net: the one everyone forgets is there. (Remember Tribe.net? We do! Barely!) Anyway, while we were getting all misty-eyed thinking about all the smut out there we might be missing out on we decided to pay a visit to our fave section of YouPorn (YouPornCocks, of course) just for old times’ sake. And whaddaya know: right there above the scroll was a piece of serious solo performance art-cum-workout video worthy of anyone’s attention!

Even more important than its potential to inspire new fitness regimens or the study of Italian television, though, is the fact that the star of the clip is wearing a mask. As Grover Cleveland Diana Vreeland we’ve always said, once is an aberration … but twice is a trend!

· “JO Workout” (youporncocks.com)

Original post by sturtle

Unless you’re into masks for their own sake (and right on! if you are, etc.), we still don’t quite grasp the point of Maskurbate.com — it’s not like most of those little made in Taiwan-looking Lone Ranger jobs are doing a good job of hiding anyone’s identity or anything. And when the non-masked part of you includes an uncut slab of meat like the one Ricky is sporting here … well, we’re sure your reputation precedes you anyway. (more video previews @ maskurbate.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

Every time a new sex scandal breaks, everyone gets all worked up about how it’s impossible to stay anonymous on the interent (or anywhere for that matter) and that all our deepest, darkest secrets will inevitably end up online. It’s like you can’t even make a homemade sex film with a few friends without someone “leaking” it to the web and costing you your job. So what’s the solution? Always wear a Mardi Gras-style masquerade whenever you have sex. No one will ever be able to identify you! And for added security, you can also follow the Gene Simmons rule of videotaped lovemaking and never remove your shirt under any circumstances. You secret is now safe with us.

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· “masked lovers” (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by Dashiell Bennett