Newseater - Adult Edition

Ladies, would you be comfortable sticking a three-inch needle into your ladyparts in exchange for a lifetime (or a couple of months, anyway) of mind-blowing orgasms? One woman in Britain did just that and now she swears by the miracle powers of the “G-Shot”. We guess she really does enjoy getting poked! (Sorry.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Are you eager to try that super hot fetish you keep reading about, except that you don’t really know what it means or how to do it? Are you convinced that there’s an uninhibited sexual adventurer inside you just waiting to bust out, but that maybe it needs a little coaching along to get started? The good folks at fetish community/porn clearinghouse Social Kink want to help: their regularly updated Kink Report videos will walk you through the basics of fetish play, including foot worship, body modification, and bondage and medical fetishes like the ones seen below. Hardcore kink fans will probably find them a bit vanilla, and they occasionally play like infomercials for leather good. But if you don’t know your straight jacket from your Windsor knot, this might be a good place to start.

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· The Kink Report (socialkink.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Sometimes it feels like we wake up every morning “Groundhog Day”-style only to see the same old studios churning out the same old porn movies with the same old predictable lineups of barely legal starlets and insatiable MILFs, with only the occasional new face or novel ass smoothie-esque perversion to keep things fresh. Every once in a great while, however, a porn movie comes along that makes the discriminating pervert deep in our heart rejoice with hope that maybe the adult industry isn’t doomed to an eternity of the same old same old after all.

OK, so maybe in some ways “Doctor Adventures” is not that kind of groundbreaking work: the title alone should tip you off that it’s little more than a rehash of Brazzers’ paysite of the same name. But what is interesting about both the site and the DVD is that contrary to all those tight white uniforms that August, Brooke Belle, Devon Lee, Claire Dames, and Rachel Starr are busting out of, this isn’t your standard naughty nurse porn at all: these women are female doctors. Which, to anyone with a particularly fine-grained medical fetish to feed, is a totally different thing from 99.999% of the rest of that hot babe-with-stethoscope action out there. Who says there’s no such thing as progress in porn?

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· “Doctor Adventures” (DVD info @ Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· Doctor Adventures (doctoradventures.com)

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Original post by DCypher

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: “Any tenderness? Pressure?” The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named “Dr. Probe.”

While the cover of “Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion: The Demon Gynecologist of the San Fernando Valley” promises a sardonic porn right up the alley of writer/director Jim Powers, Hollander’s scene is so awash with dark editing program background music that it’s hard to figure out if Powers intends us to laugh or just be creeped out; the cover suggests one, the movie suggests another.

The inappropriate gynecologist is certainly Porn’s version of the Nazi scientist, but we are made to wait to decide whether this is a fleshier version of “Little Shop of Horrors” or “Marathon Man.”

I talked with former AVN editor Rebecca Gray.

“Are you asking me if women think of gynecologists like the hot pizza delivery guy or pool cleaner?” she asked. “No. (The gynecologist’s office) is a different space for your head to be in.”

Hollander’s face registers growing alarm as the doctor takes his sweet time down there.

“I think I dropped something,” he calls, sniffing his fingers. He begins inserting all manner of objects.

“Is everything OK, Doctor?” she asks as he inserts a glass dildo in her anus. “I haven’t been sexually active in three months.”

“That’s a shame,” he says. Finally, we get to the porn.

Dr. Probe, after rolling up a fucking machine, does the job himself.

“Is it supposed to feel this nice, Doctor?” Hollander asks.

“Just a natural human reaction,” he says. “The instruments can only do so much.”

I finally decided that the movie was a comedy and just the soundtrack needed to go. Kudos to Hollander who did a nice slow burn, and to Powers for trusting an audience with a longish scene.

Next up is Sindee Jennings as the patient and Seth Dickens as Dr. Probe. The production does not skimp on medical equipment. Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman.

“I’m actually feeling a little bit uncomfortable, Doctor, “Jennings says. “It just feels like you’re doing the same things over and over and over.”

What makes this movie earn an A for effort is its token attempts to make things look on the up and up for at least a minute or two.

That more or less goes out the window when quintessential porn dude Dirty Harry appears as Guatemalan Doctor to the petrified Cindy Crawford. He speaks Pig Spanish all the way through his scene and at this point the movie becomes high camp (which isn’t a bad thing).

Finally, Otto Bauer’s scene with Chelsea Rae retreads old ground, but it’s still funny. When the good Doctor is finished, he says, “Now get dressed, clean up, and fill out those insurance forms.”

This movie is highly entertaining as a collection of scenes that happen to take place in a doctor’s office, but something is added (especially in the early scenes) when lip service is paid to something real; that’s when “Dr. Probe” gets menacing.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust

· Jim Powers (mrfilth.com)
· Buy “Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion” (jerkoffzone.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you’ve been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment.” Actually, now that we think about it, that isn’t much of a joke at all. We just hope the man’s insurance will cover all this.

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· hospital sex (Megarotic)

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Original post by Dashiell Bennett