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There’s a little saying we like to use around here at Fleshbot HQ: if at first you don’t succeed, offer more money. It seems that Cezar Capone as been listening in on our staff meetings, because that’s exactly the strategy he’s decided to employ in his quest to make Sarah Palin into a pornstar. Two million not doing it for you, Sarah? How about three million… and a lifetime supply of Alaskan King crab? Oh, Cezar, you drive a hard bargain. You would have had us at “Wanna make a porn?” (avn.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Well, there’s at least one person who hasn’t lost interest in Palin porn—at least if the porn actually involves Palin. Cezar Capone has posted an open letter offering the hottest governor from the coldest state a cool $2million to star in a MILF-themed adult production (working title: “Palin Super MILF”).

We understand the desire to see Palin in a porn, and now that she’s down on her luck, she’s probably more likely to give into the temptation (if, by more likely, you mean she’s downshifted from “when Hell freezes over” to “perhaps on a pleasantly chilly day in Hell”). But really: was “Palin Super MILF” the best title you could come up with? No one’s going to want to be the star of something with that lame a name (least of all Sarah Palin!). (palinsupermilf.com, via avn.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

How do you follow up the release of the hottest adult titles the industry has ever seen? That’s a hard enough task to begin with—but it’s doubly hard when the release in question is a movie that features succulent MILFs devouring other deliciously ripe MILF’s, lapping at the juicy nectar in their most intimate places before drilling each other to earth shattering orgasms with their toys and fingers. Thankfully, New Sensations has an easy solution to that particular challenge: you just release another volume and crank up the star power. You just gotta love these people.

The second installment of MILF-on-MILF-crime filled goodness goes even further than the first one, pumping up the cast with big name girls like Austin Kincaid, Brianna Beach, Holly Halston, Sabrina Rose, Phoenix Marie, August, Mia Presley, Dylan Ryder, Anastasia Pierce, Nicole Moore, Krista Kaslo, and Loona Luxx. We’re not sure what kind of pep talk the director gives these ladies before they go at it, but from the look of things, it’s totally working. These girls are drinking way more than just the Kool-Aid!

Having officially given up on the burden of proof last year (and yes, that goes for Barely Legal Teens as well). we can gleefully kick back and enjoy the muff diving madness without worrying about the actual MILFyness of each and every performer. Which is quite a relief, because with so many certified starlets turning in high quality performances it took us nearly a week just to watch the DVD. These MILF’s are good to the last naughty drop (we promise!)!

“MILFs Loving MILFs 2″ releases this week from New Sensations.

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Original post by DCypher

Just when you thought that you’d be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it’s the Halloween before a major election. Let’s just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space’s inaccurate prediction of the Patriots’ chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we’ll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we’ll do it from Canada, of course.)

Is Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine made special effort to channel the Veep nominee, the delightful Alana Evans was just blonde as Cindy McCain. We approve this choice.

Marilyn Chambers meets another magical Amazon in Hollywood last week.

Brand new Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani^TM looks to the east on Sunset Boulevard. “I’m from New York so I’m just getting used to it out here,” she said.

Let’s hope this is not the view we get of Obama (played by Steve Driver) on November 4.

Original post by Gram Ponante

Nowadays, we all know Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin’s porno doppelganger—but even when she wasn’t nailing Russians, she still had a place in our hearts. Long before Hustler crowned her Hockey MILF-In-Chief, Lisa Ann had a long and illustrious history as a MILF in charge. She may not have had the power suit and updo, but she still knew that the way to control any man in the room is with the strategic use of cleavage, nudity, and some carefully applied lotion. After the jump, see why Lisa Ann will always be the governor of our hearts (and, er, other parts as well).

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· Hot MILF Lisa Ann Fucks Her Stepson (full video @ pornhub.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum