Newseater - Adult Edition

Don’t you like totally hate when you come across a hot video on Xtube only to find that it’s been unceremoniously pulled the next time you go to watch it? Happens to us all the time. Which is why we’re glad we had the presence of mind to copy this one when we saw it creeping up the the Most Viewed and Top Favorites lists over the course of the week; we had a feeling those muscles and that dick and ass were too hot to stick around for very long, and what do you know? They didn’t!

Maybe later on we’ll try to find out who this guy is or where the video originally came from or what that logo is doing in the bottom corner or what that scratchy old-timey film footage effect is all about … but in the meantime, maybe you should take a look before it disappears again. You never can tell how long these things are going to be there …

Update See, we told you these things tend to disappear. After several readers wrote in to tell us that the clip is footage from a (presumably copyrighted) Active Duty live cam show, we took it down; after all the good times Dink and his boys have provided us with over the years we’d hate to piss him off or anything. But you can check out the screencaps below to get an idea of what got us all stirred up in the first place. (You know, just in case you think we were hallucinating or something.)

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Original post by Fleshbot

OK, enough of this girly stuff—it’s time to butch this place up! Maybe some nice combat porn will make us feel tough and manly again? No more droning on about relationships or feelings or fruity sissy drinks will be permitted on this site for the rest of the day. (Well, maybe one frozen daiquiri would be nice … but only if the ice is hard.) And remember: no smiling during the sex scenes, either. That should teach everyone who wears the pants around here. (Er, not that anyone was asking. But still!)

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· “Guerilla Babe gets horny” (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Australians are scandalized that London-based Australian Bollywood actress (how does that work?) Tania Zaetta may have cheered up Aussie troops in Afghanistan by boning a few of them when she visited their base. (She probably didn’t, but it makes for good gossip.) Didn’t they get the “support the troops” memo? (afp.google.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

U.S. soldiers are mounting protests to fight the proposed ban on Playboy, Penthouse, and other girlie mags at base stores. Since they’re also fighting to give the rest of us the right to stay at home and jerk off, don’t you think we should return the favor? (stripes.com, via avn.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

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We ordered you to bring us footage from the vaults of the East German military’s secret porn stash … and fortunately a good and loyal citizen who is not afraid to inform on fellow internet residents has obeyed our wishes. We will be sure to mention this in our report to the commandant. The rest of you should think about your commitment to our glorious state more closely as you check out this Dutch news report with selected outtakes from the Stasi porn files we mentioned last week. We can’t understand a word that’s being said (translations are welcome in the comments), but we have learned two things. 1) these films are much better than anything created by a communist-funded propaganda arm should be and 2) Dutch news programs are way cooler than ours are.

· “Porno i den østtyske sikkerhedstjeneste” (dr.dk)

Previously: East Germany’s Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Original post by Dashiell Bennett