Newseater - Adult Edition

It’s the last day of May and we couldn’t resist one more celebratory wank to send National Masturbation Month out in style. It’s been quite a ride, hasn’t it? Remember all those good times we had … alone in our room, with no one to hold on to but ourselves. That’s why we like to think of the girl in this webcam session as a symbol of all you. It’s a little known secret, but we usually fantasize about our readership during our most intimate moments and almost all of you do, in fact, look like young Brazilian women with deep tan lines. (In our heads, anyway.) We’ll keep this image with us as we suffer through these next 11 grueling months without self-reflection. Oh who are we kidding? This is a year-long celebration and it’s a pretty good bet that everyone will be “honoring” it 365 days a year. Wait, isn’t 2008 a leap year? Bonus!

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· Brazilian Webcam masturbation (Shufuni)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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Someday, the as-yet-unfulfilled promise of completely immersive virtual reality will mean that we’ll be able to enjoy all those tried-and-true Hot or Not and Rate My (insert body part or sexy article of clothing here) sites not just by merely ogling pictures of the participants, but by being able to actually hear, touch, taste, and smell them as well. That joyous day might not yet arrived, but the future just got a little closer with Moanfest, a clever babelog that lets you rate the oohs and aahs of various hotties via a selection of video clips. If someone wants to run with the concept and develop a Taste My Taint version, we’ll be first in line for beta testing. After all, we spend enough time as it is with our tongues pressed up against our monitors in this job anyway. (Maybe we shouldn’t have admitted that.)

· Moanfest: The Internet Orgasm Contest (moanfest.com - thanks J.)

Previously: SonicErotica, Sex Audia, Sexual Songs, Melissa Midwest: “Confessions of a Teen”, Topless Radio, Masturbation Passion, Pornosonic, The Boog, Aural Erotica

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