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Tired of celebrity sex scandals? Too bad, here’s another: Dita Von Teese has a secret porn past! Thankfully, Marilyn Manson was not involved … and to be honest, it wasn’t much of a secret anyway. (The movie’s listed on IMDB! And was sold on Dita’s own site!). And besides, who hasn’t been featured in a poorly shot, arty, erotic film featuring lots of girl-on-girl-on-sex-toy action? Unfortunately for Dita, some are saying this revelation could jeopardize her recent deal with Wonderbra; we’re not sure why arty lesbian porn is more scandalous than having been married to Marilyn Manson, but we’ll let you be the judge. Clip after the jump.

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· “Dita has a secret porn flick past” (thesun.co.uk)
· Dita’s Sweetshop - Videotapes (ditasdomain.com)
· “Decadence” (imdb.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

In case you missed bidding on it the last time around, someone else is auctioning off another copy of that vintage “Barbra Streisand” porn film on eBay—this time with a relative bargain starting bid of $1,500 with proceeds going to a legal fund for victims of sexual molestation, (Though if you’re feeling that charitable, we’d recommend just donating your money to a worthy cause outright—that was you won’t have to watch someone who looks like Barbra Streisand having sex.) (ebay.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT

· This ad starring 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins was ruled too sexy for a New Zealand airport. What’s the big deal? It’s not like she’s biting a real rhinoceros or anything. (smh.com.au)

· A legislator in Tennessee wants to impose a new tax on porn in order to eliminate the sales tax on groceries. Please don’t make us choose between porn and food! We might end up starving to death. (knoxnews.com)

· If you’re about to be kicked out of a German political party because you once appeared in porn film, it probably doesn’t help your cause to admit that you couldn’t "perform" that day. Try to hold on to some of your dignity. (xbiz.com)

· Huh, huh, huh … you said "Fucking." (Boing Boing)

· We’re still looking for another place to view Francesco Vizzoli’s “Caligula” trailer online, but in the meantime these clips from the 1979 original will have to do. Remember: unlike Vezzoli’s version, they’re not supposed to be funny. (cayos.com)

· Why go to all that trouble just to look up women’s skirts? You can see up the skirts of real celebrities practically every other day here on Fleshbot. (news.com.au)

· Speaking of celebrities, are there really people out there who are worried about their bra straps? We would prefer that they not wear them at all, but that’s just a personal preference. (yahoo.com)

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