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Seth Rogen Still Loves Porn [Movies]

Posted in tv, movies, media, AB, straight, Seth Rogen on November 19th, 2008

Well, it seems you can take the actor out of the porn comedy, but you can’t take the porn comedy out of the actor—”Zack and Miri Make a Porno” star Seth Rogen is looking to develop a series for Showtime about a group of buddies who work in a porn shop. So like, “The Office,” only with porn? (variety.com, via nerve.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

The Best Of James Bond Sex Puns [Video]

Posted in clips, movies, video, funny, AB, straight, James Bond, Sean Connery on November 13th, 2008

newVideoPlayer(”/James_Bonds_Sex_Puns.flv”, 506, 423,”"); As you may be aware, the latest entry in the James Bond franchise, “Quantum of Solace,” comes out tomorrow. As far as we’re concerned, James Bond movies are only good for three things: Sean Connery, scantily clad Bond girls, and, of course, those super cheesy sex puns (okay, and also things exploding). Thankfully, Gawker Media videographer Nick McGlynn has put together a selection of all the finest Bondian sex puns: watch this video, and you’ll never need to see another Bond movie again. Unless they have a hot new Bond girl, of course.

· Clips from James Bond’s Best Sex Puns (maxim.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

“Role Models” Continues To Use Sex To Sell [Mainstream Crossover Watch]

Posted in pornstars, movies, mary carey, AB, Hype, mainstream crossover watch, Promos on November 7th, 2008

First there was The Mammary Game, where memory games meet lots and lots of boobs; now Mary Carey makes a cameo appearance on a website for Sturdy Wings, the movie’s Big Brother/Big Sister-style mentoring program. Not only is Mary a pornstar—she’s also a proud mentor, one who loves sharing her impressive oral skills with the children in her life. Oral meaning vocabulary, you perv. Now if only they could make a promo where we get to see Mary showing off her boobs (sorry, mammaries)—then we’d definitely go see the movie. Maybe.

· Sturdy Wings (sturdywings.com, via avn.com; sound warning!)
· Thumbnail from Twistys (twistys.net, via KellyFind)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

Belladonna On “Zack And Miri” [Pornstars]

Posted in pornstars, movies, AB, Belladonna, straight, Kevin Smith on November 6th, 2008

Now that “Zack And Miri Make A Porno” is in theaters, it’s not surprising to see that journalists are turning to pornstars for their, ahem, expert opinions on the film. We’ve already heard from director Audacia Ray, now Belladonna weighs in on the film—and gives advice to aspiring porn auteurs! As is to be expected, Belladonna’s advice is pretty solid. Do you think she offers one-on-one training sessions? (asylum.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

Porno Director Rates “Zack And Miri Make A Porno” [Movies]

Posted in movies, AB, straight, audacia ray, Kevin Smith, zack and miri make a porno on October 30th, 2008

Sure, “Zack and Miri Make a Porno” looks like a hilarious porny good time—but how accurate is its depiction of the behind the scenes of a low budget porn production? Fleshbot friend and director of “The Bi Apple” Audacia Ray weighs in on the action, which sounds a lot more realistic than we would have expected. Man, we are so excited for this movie. (Opens tomorrow!) (premiere.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum