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Loyal readers of the ‘bot are no doubt familiar with our obsession with one Scarlett Johansson—and, um, her boobs. So it should come as no surprise to learn that we were quite literally floored when we heard the news that she might very well go topless in an upcoming movie. Can it be true? Will 2009 be the year we finally reach the promised land—the one where we see ScarJo’s boobs?

Uh, probably not. Given that the movie in question is “He’s Just Not that Into You,” and the trailer—which certainly implies toplessness—shows Scarlett tastefully submerged in water, we have a hard time imagining that this’ll be the movie that makes our dreams come true. But take a look at the trailer and judge for yourself—if this is the great reveal, it will totally be worth those hours and hours of chickflick.

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· “He’s Just Not That Into You” Trailer (youtube.com, via on205th.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Well, it seems you can take the actor out of the porn comedy, but you can’t take the porn comedy out of the actor—”Zack and Miri Make a Porno” star Seth Rogen is looking to develop a series for Showtime about a group of buddies who work in a porn shop. So like, “The Office,” only with porn? (variety.com, via nerve.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

newVideoPlayer(”/James_Bonds_Sex_Puns.flv”, 506, 423,”"); As you may be aware, the latest entry in the James Bond franchise, “Quantum of Solace,” comes out tomorrow. As far as we’re concerned, James Bond movies are only good for three things: Sean Connery, scantily clad Bond girls, and, of course, those super cheesy sex puns (okay, and also things exploding). Thankfully, Gawker Media videographer Nick McGlynn has put together a selection of all the finest Bondian sex puns: watch this video, and you’ll never need to see another Bond movie again. Unless they have a hot new Bond girl, of course.

· Clips from James Bond’s Best Sex Puns (maxim.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

First there was The Mammary Game, where memory games meet lots and lots of boobs; now Mary Carey makes a cameo appearance on a website for Sturdy Wings, the movie’s Big Brother/Big Sister-style mentoring program. Not only is Mary a pornstar—she’s also a proud mentor, one who loves sharing her impressive oral skills with the children in her life. Oral meaning vocabulary, you perv. Now if only they could make a promo where we get to see Mary showing off her boobs (sorry, mammaries)—then we’d definitely go see the movie. Maybe.

· Sturdy Wings (sturdywings.com, via avn.com; sound warning!)
· Thumbnail from Twistys (twistys.net, via KellyFind)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Now that “Zack And Miri Make A Porno” is in theaters, it’s not surprising to see that journalists are turning to pornstars for their, ahem, expert opinions on the film. We’ve already heard from director Audacia Ray, now Belladonna weighs in on the film—and gives advice to aspiring porn auteurs! As is to be expected, Belladonna’s advice is pretty solid. Do you think she offers one-on-one training sessions? (asylum.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum